r/wallstreetbets • u/orhan_drsn • 25d ago

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u/yes_ur_wrong 25d ago

Unless it's options, I don't care.

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u/Various-Ducks 25d ago

If theres no options this whole thing is a waste of time

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u/soploping 25d ago

U realize that literally every hack to make easy money is closed off

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u/Various-Ducks 25d ago

Idk some guy went from $990 to $1,000,000 in a week last month. And if he wasnt completely regarded he would still have it.

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u/StockCasinoMember 25d ago

But him being regarded is why that happened in the first place.

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u/Various-Ducks 25d ago

Good that means it can happen to me too

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u/StockCasinoMember 25d ago

Exactly. The regards just need someone who can save them from themselves if they actually do win big.

It’s like if my best friend wins the lottery.

It’s my job to remind him that she just wants his money.

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u/Prestigious-Oven3465 25d ago

What happened to that guy? I got busy at work and couldn’t keep up

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u/Various-Ducks 25d ago

Hes in the process of going back to $1000 and is most of the way there

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u/Prestigious-Oven3465 25d ago

Damn. I got some laughs from the comments, but the whole things pretty sad. Thanks for the update.

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u/Various-Ducks 25d ago

Ya he made it to his $1,000,000 goal but didn't stop and immediately lost half of it. True gambling addiction. Before this all his posts were about trying to borrow a couple hundred bucks for groceries.

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u/AnotherScoutTrooper 25d ago

99.99999999999999% of people can’t win 7 figures from gambling without spending 7 figures first

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u/Various-Ducks 25d ago

99.99999999999999% of 8 billion is 7,999,999,999.999992. Thats not even 1 full person. At least 1 person has done it, he posted about it, it happened, so youre wrong and you should feel bad.

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u/deaglebingo 25d ago

but i would like to know more

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u/Interesting_Rub5736 25d ago

How so?

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u/soploping 25d ago

Well a simple one, you can’t trade options after market close.

This is done so u can’t take advantage of earnings right after they occur and for a lot of other reasons