r/rhoslc I think you do look inbred! I really do 8d ago

Bronwyn šŸ‘— OK but did she stutter?!

ā€œBut do you like the idea of telling us you have an announcement, or do you actually like the idea of seeing your daughterā€

She ate Britani up I fear this moment went too far under everyones radar

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u/Fit_Tip6995 7d ago

iā€™m sorry, my mom isnā€™t mormon and my dad is an ex mormon but i still got married at 20šŸ˜‚ you can take the girl out of utahā€¦ but yeah my grandma told me horrific stories. one of her sisters killed herself cuz she couldnā€™t go to level one heaven. itā€™s sick how the women are raised.

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u/Equivalent-Form1037 7d ago

Whaaaaat? Level one heaven?

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u/Fit_Tip6995 7d ago

yeah that church has levels. like iā€™m not mormon plus im brown (all browns have the ā€œskin of cainā€) so im on the slave level of momo heaven. my great great great whatever grandpa was josephā€™s smiths bff and that gets me nada.

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u/Equivalent-Form1037 6d ago

I need More Inform on this. Joseph smith had a black best friend?

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u/Fit_Tip6995 6d ago

no my white ex mormon dad married a mexican and i have brown skin which ironically means your black in utah. when jen shah said ā€œin utah if you are not white youre blackā€.. i felt seen.

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u/loula03 6d ago

My fourth great grandfather was pals with Joe too! Maybe our ancestors were buds after they escaped to Utah to continue their sex cult. OR we have the same mormon ancestors.

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u/Fit_Tip6995 5d ago

we prob do have same or similar ancestors if yours were also pioneers!

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u/loula03 5d ago

They were! Mine a man named Milo Andrus. He led three treks and had 11 wives and 54 children. I share this information as my fun fact when I meet new people lol