r/pitchforkemporium -----🎷 Jun 03 '23

Death of 3rd Party Apps

If they get rid of 3rd party apps then I go as well so might as well go out with a clearance sale!

ANGRY AT REDDIT 

WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium

I GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional Left Handed Fancy
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I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

33% off! 66% off! Manufacturer's Defect!
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NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!

The Euro The Pound The Lira
---€ ---£ ---₤

HAPPY LYNCHING!

 some assembly required*

AND FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY WE HAVE 3RD PARTY FORKS

offer only available until July 1st

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u/Josh_Your_IT_Guy Jun 03 '23

I love the discounted ones! What about this defect? ---ē

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u/PitchforkEmporium -----🎷 Jun 03 '23

Take it on the house!

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u/Josh_Your_IT_Guy Jun 03 '23

Sweet. I will be sure to leave a good review!