r/pitchforkemporium Jun 03 '23

Death of 3rd Party Apps

314 Upvotes

If they get rid of 3rd party apps then I go as well so might as well go out with a clearance sale!

ANGRY AT REDDIT 

WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium

I GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional Left Handed Fancy
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I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

33% off! 66% off! Manufacturer's Defect!
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NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!

The Euro The Pound The Lira
---€ ---£ ---₤

HAPPY LYNCHING!

 some assembly required*

AND FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY WE HAVE 3RD PARTY FORKS

offer only available until July 1st

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r/pitchforkemporium 8d ago

Pitchfork Digital?

4 Upvotes

Does anyone have experience with Pitchforks music reviews through there workbench platform?


r/pitchforkemporium Oct 14 '24

“Thunk.”

136 Upvotes

r/pitchforkemporium Oct 07 '24

Doug Harland's Pitchfork Repository - AMA 2

13 Upvotes

Hi. Doug Harland here. (coughing) I'll...cut to the chase. Ever since "the incident", we- (coughing). Ugh! Sorry. Ever since the "you know what", the repository's...well...it's seen better days. I'm broke- (coughing) GOD. Anyway, you might know me way back when from here, long story short, "flash sale". Since I don't have an actual building now...I'm a one-man vendor over at Warren's digs- (coughing) Help a guy out, will ya? Flash sale. Honor system. Wooden box. Money in the box. Take a pitchfork- (coughing)

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|[X]/[X]/[X]|E

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~o-o~o-o~o{&


r/pitchforkemporium Jun 27 '24

Does this count?

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75 Upvotes

r/pitchforkemporium Jun 15 '24

Boomerocket Pitchfork request

6 Upvotes

Looking for a rocket-propelled pitchfork with port and starboard attachments and safe return functionality, offering 3500 Shmeckles.


r/pitchforkemporium May 15 '24

Found something in the road. Is it yours?

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183 Upvotes

r/pitchforkemporium May 04 '24

Selling double sided thick pitchfork for 500 shmeckles

70 Upvotes

Ǝ==========E


r/pitchforkemporium Apr 09 '24

New here, forgive my ignorance. Your logo… aren’t those… tridents?

80 Upvotes

r/pitchforkemporium Apr 07 '24

Where can I buy pitchforks in bulk?

29 Upvotes

I’m new here, so I don’t quite know where to get a lot of them (100~500). I’ll take any kind of pitchfork, I just need a lot!


r/pitchforkemporium Apr 07 '24

Throwing pitchfork

4 Upvotes

===——————===<—— It’s weighted on both sides, with a single sharp tip perfect for piercing shields and such

300 Shemeckles for 2, 400 for 3


r/pitchforkemporium Feb 08 '24

Two Pronged Pitchfork

15 Upvotes

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I've got a few more in stock. First come, first served.


r/pitchforkemporium Dec 07 '23

Currently ISO pitchfork for complaining about my baseball team trading away a Top 5 outfielder to a team in New York

18 Upvotes

I need a pitchfork that will endure 300 days of sunshine in San Diego yet will stay sturdy for when we underachieve. I also need a pitchfork which Wil Myers, our supreme overlord will approve of.

Any pointers would be amazing. Happy to negotiate but must be willing to take the San Diego Discount©️


r/pitchforkemporium Dec 03 '23

Simple Pitchfork for Sale

53 Upvotes

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No underbids, I know what I’ve got.


r/pitchforkemporium Nov 30 '23

This is my pitchfork. It looks weird because I used a video game filter. Will I pass pitchfork inspection day? What kind of pitchfork are you bringing?

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271 Upvotes

r/pitchforkemporium Nov 30 '23

My Pitchfork

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29 Upvotes

This is my pitchfork. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My pitchfork is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my pitchfork is useless. Without my pitchfork, I am useless. I must use my pitchfork true. I must work more efficiently than my opponent, who is trying to outperform me. I must outwork him before he outperforms me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my pitchfork and myself are defenders of my land, we are the masters of our tasks, we are the saviors of my livelihood. So be it, until there is no rival, but harmony. Amen.


r/pitchforkemporium Sep 17 '23

Free Pitchforks! (while supplies last)

51 Upvotes

With the recent influx of spam posts in this sub, I think the time is right to introduce these bad boys to the public.

<|==∕/∕/∕/∕/∕/∕/===≡E

I present the Divisor's Edge. This fork comes standard with a leather wrapped handle for better grip, chromed tines and butt spike on a solid poplar stave. Colors vary.

I've been making these for a few years now without selling, and I've built up a sizeable stockpile.

For the next 12 hours, and while supplies last, I'm giving 100 of these away for FREE. There are no strings attached to this deal, but it is "First come, first served," so get down here and grab one while supplies last.

I'm not gonna be around to serve all comers, so just grab one from the pile out front. Honor system, one per taker.


r/pitchforkemporium Aug 23 '23

hey guys I (22M) am looking for a reliable pitchfork

83 Upvotes

I’m looking for a pitchfork that can assist in overthrowing the ruling class, but is affordable for the working class. My personal price range is 75 to 150 schmeckles, but anything cheaper is great for those who are just making ends meet.

TL;DR I need a reliable pitchfork


r/pitchforkemporium Aug 19 '23

How much for someone to sharpen my pitchfork? Urgent

75 Upvotes

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r/pitchforkemporium Jun 09 '23

Is there gonna be a sale on pitchforks for the spez api a a tomorrow? Been thinking of picking up the newest model...

164 Upvotes

r/pitchforkemporium Jun 07 '23

FREE TRIAL FOR ANY PITCHFORKS!!!

89 Upvotes

Good afternoon fellow homicidal friends. There's a case being up over in /r/KarmaCourt against Reddit admins. Needles to say, we need some help in the executions department to make sure fair, balanced but SWIFT justice is carried out before any chances of appeals arise.

So, what say ya? Grab a free state-of-art pitchfork to sample? It's going to look like the Kool-Aid Man exploded in there (at least that's the goal) :)


r/pitchforkemporium May 16 '23

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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225 Upvotes

r/pitchforkemporium Mar 27 '23

seafork for sale, 7 schm. OBO. only 3 left

59 Upvotes

Last three of their kind ever made, recently unearthed in Ancient Forchettia. The seafork is infused with the scent (and power) of the ocean.

7 schm. OBO.

Act fast, these forks are HOT!

———🌊———E


r/pitchforkemporium Feb 23 '23

Doug Harland's Pitchfork Repository - AMA

33 Upvotes

Ahoy, it's Doug Harland from the now-defunct Doug Harland's Pitchfork Repository (you might remember us from this post.). After our indefinite liquidation sale at the hands of...well, I don't need to get into specifics, I'm here to finally clear up what happens behind the doors of the repository, ask me anything!

3-29-23 EDIT: AMA never closes, just like the black hole that appeared out of nowhere on the basement floor. I feel sorry for the poor suckers who have to deal with that, not my building anymore!


r/pitchforkemporium Jan 14 '23

I'm looking for unique Pitchforks for lynching really annoying people.

76 Upvotes

r/pitchforkemporium Dec 16 '22

New market found!

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299 Upvotes