r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Natchos09 • 2d ago

Ants making smart maneuver

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u/doesntCompete 2d ago

And they did this without meetings, project management software and reporting.

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u/Whale222 2d ago

Not a single PowerPoint either.

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u/Dorkmaster79 2d ago

That’s where they went wrong.

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u/oompa_loompa_weiner 2d ago

I’m sure the recap will call it out

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u/Krotesk 2d ago

Ant jeff : Hey boss, i think james was pulling in the wrong direction when we tried to flip it over the second time!

Ant James : Get fucked you damn snich! I am so done with you jeff!

Ant boss : calm down guys, shit happens... Jeff, please don't focus on others mistakes so much, just notify him if it happens again... If i keeps happening then mabye we have a problem but until then we just keep smelling each others stank for communication!

All ants simultaniously: sniffing in agreement *

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u/jaxxon 1d ago

Be sure to circle back and double-click on this in our next stakeholder touchpoint.

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u/Wonderful_Mud_420 2d ago

Could have done it in 6months and double the resources if consulted with a PM