“It was the strangest thing officer but when he was trying to run away he jumped down a flight of steps and his face landed on a pile of bricks. In an unrelated turn of events I need my knuckles stitched and I broke my right hand.”
I heard a story of a guy that tried to rob/mug/hold at gun point (I forgot which) a group of 4 plain clothes Marines that were doing their toy drive. When the police showed up, the marines were fine, and they handed off the very unfortunate attacker.
You see, not only did he try to attack those for marines, but he tripped over the curb and broke several bones in the process. Very unfortunate
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u/SantaMonsanto 3d ago
“It was the strangest thing officer but when he was trying to run away he jumped down a flight of steps and his face landed on a pile of bricks. In an unrelated turn of events I need my knuckles stitched and I broke my right hand.”