“It was the strangest thing officer but when he was trying to run away he jumped down a flight of steps and his face landed on a pile of bricks. In an unrelated turn of events I need my knuckles stitched and I broke my right hand.”
I heard a story of a guy that tried to rob/mug/hold at gun point (I forgot which) a group of 4 plain clothes Marines that were doing their toy drive. When the police showed up, the marines were fine, and they handed off the very unfortunate attacker.
You see, not only did he try to attack those for marines, but he tripped over the curb and broke several bones in the process. Very unfortunate
I heard this one I think. He wasn’t trying to rob the marines but the toy store they were posted outside of. One marine tries to stop him. The robber stabs him. the other three marines jump him and fuck him up bad. The offical police report lists all injures as occurring from tripping over a curb.
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u/Bob_Cobb_1996 3d ago
"According to local news report, the man was handed over to the police ... once piece at a time."