Found a new use for his tongue😂

[u/Helloo_clarice]

[u/RealTroupster → u/[deleted]]

The lickpicking pawyer?

[u/Asipofthefancy → u/[deleted]]

Would updoot again if I could!

[u/Constant-Entrance290 → u/Asipofthefancy]

Hahaha very funny. Now please never fucking use the word "updoot" ever again or I'll kiss the tip of your penis.

[u/Asipofthefancy → u/Constant-Entrance290]

Up. Doot. :D

[u/KpecTHuk → u/Asipofthefancy]

Said it wrong. No kiss for pp

[u/erasrhed → u/[deleted]]

Brilliant

[u/zsigmons → u/[deleted]]

r/angryupvote

[u/PM_COFFEE_TO_ME → u/[deleted]]

The sweet cold metallic taste of freedom

[u/sudobee → u/[deleted]]

His tongue will open doors.

[u/dongballs613 → u/[deleted]]

So the reason this is quite funny is that it's a play on words.

So, if you're not aware, a locksmith is someone who can unlock a lock using special tools. For example, it would be the person you call if you lock your keys in the car.

Because the dog is using his tongue (IE: licking) to 'unlock' the 'lock,' he is being called a 'licksmith.' Really quite a nice piece of humor here.

[u/Tejars → u/dongballs613]

I'll tag you on every funny comment that I find from now on, and you explain that to me. You get a follower. Caprice?

[u/Paizzu → u/[deleted]]

I tried to offer my services as a 'licksmith' and now I'm on a list.

[u/Shadow6456 → u/[deleted]]

take my fucking upvote

[u/Loose_Gripper69]

The problem with locks on animal cages is that the locks have to be simple enough for the average human to figure out but complex enough for the average beast to never understand.

[u/Swimming_Sink277 → u/Loose_Gripper69]

There is a significant overlap between the dumbest humans and the smartest bears

[u/Abosia → u/Swimming_Sink277]

I love how this site has just become people regurgitating things they once read on this site at each other.

[u/Swimming_Sink277 → u/Abosia]

And the people who pointlessly bitch about it! It's the CIIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

[u/Forsaken-Income-2148 → u/Swimming_Sink277]

Nah you see they actually heard someone bitching like that somewhere before and regurgitated it

[u/snack-dad → u/Forsaken-Income-2148]

regurgitation is just so yummy its like having your meal a second time

[u/Forsaken-Income-2148 → u/snack-dad]

Found the baby bird

[u/Lookslikeapersonukno → u/Forsaken-Income-2148]

Birds ARE real, damnit! ^{and we're killing them.}

[u/impasseable → u/Lookslikeapersonukno]

Oh yeah? Prove it!

[u/ExcusableBook → u/impasseable]

Check this shit out "🐦"

[u/penywinkle → u/Forsaken-Income-2148]

In this case, the sheep is a perfect analogy.

They ruminate AND they have that herd mentality.

[u/mnid92 → u/penywinkle]

So anyways I broke my arms.

[u/dudeAwEsome101 → u/Forsaken-Income-2148]

We used to make memes in this country! Now we just regurgitate tiktok slop and upvote bot spam.

[u/Forsaken-Income-2148 → u/dudeAwEsome101]

The meme frontier has ended, welcome to the brain rot wars

[u/0069 → u/Forsaken-Income-2148]

the Idiocracy is now!

[u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 → u/Swimming_Sink277]

Don't worry anyday now AI will completely replace us. Make all the posts and all the comments, and then watch and read everything. Once in a year we will get an email about at post worth checking out and that will be it. And we will finally be free from reddit! What will YOU do with your 2500 extra hours a year?

[u/MyNameIsDaveToo → u/Swimming_Sink277]

Now we just need a bunch of puns in the tune of a famous song and we'll have reddit bingo

[u/rsn_alchemistry → u/Swimming_Sink277]

Idk the only time I ever tired it someone called me out immediately for being a thoughtless creature and I never tried it again

Thanks, random asshole!

[u/MountedCanuck65 → u/Swimming_Sink277]

And then you get the people pointing out the people who pointlessly bitch about it

[u/Ok_Abroad6104 → u/Swimming_Sink277]

Pretty close to bitching there yourself, friend.

[u/cadmus1890 → u/Swimming_Sink277]

And then everyone clapped

[u/FullPhrasesToDogs → u/Abosia]

isn't regular speech people just regurgitating things they heard at others?

like how often is what you're saying a completely original thought? Next to never, I'd think... but maybe I'm just unoriginal / not creative.

[u/Pookiebear987 → u/FullPhrasesToDogs]

You are just unoriginal / not creative if you think that people only regurgitate what others said and never think of ideas that are novel or unique. Tons of ideas are novel, most of them just suck.

[u/QuadCakes → u/Abosia]

Hasn't it always been that way? Narwhal bacon, etc

[u/MrMediaGuy → u/QuadCakes]

We pretend we're unique but afaik essentially all groups have slang or shorthand they use to signal comfort to each other

Makes us feel ❤️

[u/sandworming → u/QuadCakes]

Hasn't it always been that way? Narwhal bacon, etc

You mean the narwhal bacons at midnight, good sir, we do not have to hide anymore. The shame of the old ways has been forgotten and now we rememberers who once cringed can wear their memories with pride, for we have endured the words to being forgotten.

[u/stroker919 → u/Abosia]

In 64% of Reddit threads this is top comment:

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

[u/DickDover → u/stroker919]

243% of all statistics are made up.

[u/stroker919 → u/DickDover]

It’s much easier than doing math.

[u/No-While-9948 → u/Abosia]

I once thought about how someone should make a compendium of common "Reddit facts". There are some that are regurgitated every single time something is brought up, and they have been regurgitated for decades.

Gordon Ramsay? Did you guys know that Gordon Ramsay is actually a fairly calm person outside of American TV and that it's mostly an act for American audiences?

[u/bloom_splat → u/No-While-9948]

And George Carlin made a joke about the average person’s intelligence!

[u/CaribouYou → u/Abosia]

That’s real life too, you just don’t notice it as easily.

[u/Caridor → u/Abosia]

Look, if you've ever interracted with tourists, you'll know there's a signifciant overlap between the dumbest tourists and a paving slab in terms of intelligence. We have precisely 0 reasons to believe a bear couldn't outsmart them.

[u/Farpafraf → u/Abosia]

I love how this site has just become people regurgitating things they once read on this site at each other.

[u/That-Ad-4300 → u/Abosia]

I too choose this guy's comment

[u/WIRE-BRUSH-4-MY-NUTZ → u/Abosia]

Because it is Funny and is a friendly reminder of how dumb we are

If it annoys you just close your eyes

[u/NyZyn → u/Swimming_Sink277]

And perhaps significant overlap between a 16 year old cat's toys and 5 month old baby toys

[u/JynsRealityIsBroken → u/Swimming_Sink277]

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

[u/ModeatelyIndependant → u/Loose_Gripper69]

Using "child safety gates" instead of pet gates, allows you to figure if your dogs are more intelligent than a pre-schooler.

[u/ToppsHopps → u/ModeatelyIndependant]

Damn you didn’t have to rubb it in that I’m not only dumber then a pre-schooler but also a dog.

[u/andreasbeer1981 → u/Loose_Gripper69]

almost impossible with octopus.

[u/A__Friendly__Rock → u/andreasbeer1981]

There is significant overlap between the dumbest octopi and the smartest humans.

[u/SheepyShow → u/Loose_Gripper69]

Or just... require thumbs

[u/LordoftheScheisse → u/Loose_Gripper69]

I have this exact kennel at home. There are two thumbscrews on the latches that would be impossible for a dog's tongue to open while properly screwed. This dog is smart, no doubt, but couldn't get out of this cage if it were closed correctly.

That said, my wife had trouble opening it the first time we used it.

[u/quajeraz-got-banned → u/Loose_Gripper69]

The overlap between "dumb human" and "smart dog" is too high for that to be possible.

[u/fwbtest_forbinsexy → u/Loose_Gripper69]

I have to put foundation blocks in front of my dog's crate because he figured out a million ways to open the crate or get under it somehow.

Has never gotten past the blocks, though. I feel bad, but coming home to a completely torn up room and hundreds, if not thousands of dollars in property damage hasn't been fun.

[u/[deleted] → u/Loose_Gripper69]

the gap between average human and average beast is … not as big as we average human hope

[u/Boredbanker1234 → u/Loose_Gripper69]

I have this crate, it has small screws that secure the latches to prevent this.

[u/RedditJumpedTheShart → u/Loose_Gripper69]

No shit?

[u/pimpmastahanhduece → u/Loose_Gripper69]

Usually it's done by combining opposing motion on a spring with finger dexterity.

[u/Responsible_Doctor15]

The Lock Licking Lawyer.

[u/DamageBooster → u/Responsible_Doctor15]

Next big youtube sensation.

[u/sandworming → u/Responsible_Doctor15]

This is a quality post.

[u/iceman0c → u/Responsible_Doctor15]

One is binding, got a lick out of two...

[u/BeefCrumb → u/Responsible_Doctor15]

The Hash Slinging Slasher

[u/none-exist]

All this just so he can get out, sniff your crotch, and do a happy dance

[u/Is_ael → u/none-exist]

Circle of life

[u/Wikifeedia → u/Is_ael]

Regurgitation

[u/GetBack2Wrk]

Maybe someone put peanut butter on the locks while you weren't watching.

[u/thunderhead27]

That's pretty wild. How many trials and errors did it take for that dog to completely figure out how to open that door?

[u/Pataraxia → u/[deleted]]

what if it's less

[u/Pug-tron → u/Pataraxia]

Then it's at least 0

[u/Cutthechitchata-hole]

[u/byseeing → u/Cutthechitchata-hole]

Clever girl…

[u/sandworming → u/Cutthechitchata-hole]

So good!!!

[u/13SilverSunflowers]

My husky mix quite literally liked her way through the metal bars enough that she could teat the door off the hinges. She's patient when she wants to be, but nooooo, when I need her to be she's a ball of fluffy chaos... I love that little fucker

[u/hugefartcannon]

He can almost taste the freedom.

[u/Oneillirishman → u/hugefartcannon]

Had to dig too far for this one

[u/sdrawkcabstiho]

Pfft. I can do that. It's how I unlocked my wife's chastity belt.

[u/Unlucky_Gap_4430]

Did something happen or why are the nanny dogs being posted over and over?

[u/strange1738 → u/Unlucky_Gap_4430]

Something always happens

[u/PopDownBlocker → u/Unlucky_Gap_4430]

My exact reaction, too.

This video even has a nanny with a much smaller dog that is still alive. I'm sure the opposite of this has happened somewhere, so this post shot up in response.

As is the norm on Reddit.

The truly sad part is that there are so many incidents now, you can't even pinpoint the exact one that inspired this post.

[u/Ponygal666 → u/PopDownBlocker]

Saw the same thing.. time bomb..

[u/Zetsobou-Billy → u/Unlucky_Gap_4430]

There was a video trending on popular and thatsinsane about 4 pit bulls attacking a guy while his wheelchair bound owner just yelled at the dogs

[u/rawspeghetti]

My cousin taught his dog how to open doors

One time she was upset as being left home alone with 4 or 5 other dogs. She proceeded to lead them from room to room peeing on every bed and sofa in the house.

[u/Professional-Pipe-44]

Meanwhile my dog has been perplexed by his own tails existence for the past 2 hours

[u/mobird53]

My GSD learned he could just swipe his paw on that right side and it would open up. I had to get another lock to add to the cage as those latches are worthless.

[u/jivaos]

Nothing like the taste of freedom.

[u/Slinktard]

Escaping lickity split

[u/dontredditdepressed]

Get a set of medium carabiners (climbing grade are unnecessary, but if affordable are a good option) and clip around both sides of the door in addition to the built-in locks. Learned this rhe hard way with my first dog with terrible separation anxiety

[u/Helloo_clarice → u/dontredditdepressed]

This is smart, thanks for the tip!!

[u/PM_ME_Happy_Thinks]

Must be a delicious toddler in the other side

[u/jfin602 → u/PM_ME_Happy_Thinks]

Probably. OP said the dogs name was Epstein

[u/Helloo_clarice → u/jfin602]

Wrong, his name is Diddy.

[u/TrAseraan]

Speesh 100 hidden talent unlocked.

[u/Onederbat67]

This is me when I have a little something stuck between my teeth lol

[u/Ok_Swordfish_947]

Whitney Wisconsin's head just spun!

[u/FunDirect1128]

Tao Pai Pai's dog.

[u/I_ReadThe_Comments]

Get me the peanut butter 

[u/420crickets]

Strange, I thought it was the tooth that set one free.

[u/BowsersMuskyBallsack]

It's Tigtone all over again.

[u/TheDevilsAdvokaat]

Don't worry boys I've got this licked!

[u/Efficient_Sky5173]

Tongue can open many doors. And legs.

[u/RubenGamerYT]

WTH!!! HE'S ESCAPING HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/jitney76]

I have the same crate for my boxer, she got out first time. I had to get some u bolts with plates for it.

[u/TerribleSquid]

His dog wife 😏

[u/don_maidana]

They usually opens when you lick it.

[u/physicist27]

😂

[u/OGkushdiet]

this gets funnier the more i watch it lmfao

[u/pakeco]

You have to love them without any other choice

[u/phoenix2997]

No opposable thumbs? No problem.

[u/Helloo_clarice → u/phoenix2997]

😂 this reminded me of Meet the Fockers, one of my favorite movies 😂

[u/evandollardon]

Such a smart boy

[u/ZEI_GAMES]

The dog "dem licks save lives!!!"

[u/materialg1rL]

smart dog for figuring out how to use his tongue wisely 😂

[u/EmmaP89]

[u/animesixzero]

Owner is taking a huge risk having a pitbull type dog in the kennel with a small vulnerable dog. When it snaps the lil dog is done for. Pitbull type dogs main diet consist of children, elderly and small animals. You can see how intensely focused it is at getting out of the cage they are known to tear apart walls and cars to get to their target

[u/demonwar2000]

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!

[u/tenems]

Everything reminds me of him

[u/Human_Orange_3122]

Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick

                                          -dio from jojo

[u/N7Diesel]

Pitt bulls will do anything to get access to their victims.

[u/foodfighter]

I used to have a BlackLab/Staffy cross that I would describe as "Too smart for her own good".

When people asked what I meant by that... this is the sort of shenanigans she'd manage to pull off!

[u/Flawless_Reign88]

Awww he just wants to be loved

[u/HDRamSac]

Had a chihuahua that needed a padlock to keep from escaping. Not to lock in. To make the latch too heavy for him to open with his lil paws

[u/boy-with-love]

"Just lick it" that will do

[u/CyanocittaCris]

The urge to bite babies is too strong.

[u/GooseCloaca]

He’s got those locks licked

[u/Abject_Rhubarb8965]

Dog leaked from that cage

[u/Mr_Smith_411]

His name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, the other is Jeff.

[u/Classy_Marty]

That dog absolutely earned some walks there. Genius

[u/slimthecowboy]

The things you can accomplish when you stop being so picky about what you’re willing to lick…

[u/UnseenData]

Love how the clip cutoff seconds before "disaster" (puppy escape )

[u/NXisle]

"Iiiiii taste FREEDOMMM!

[u/deadhead4ever]

Stop it ladies.

[u/EmperorOfBearz]

That last little lick was great lmao.

[u/best2keepquiet]

I love it, this is great. Thanks for the smile

[u/EagleOfMay]

Tongue: the key that unlocks all gates.

[u/pecika]

Genius

[u/Doogiemon]

Clever girl

[u/The_Powers]

That's the smartest cow I've ever seen.

[u/878389]

Brilliant

[u/kate1567]

Genius

[u/tripdaisies]

Amazing!

[u/Leicageek]

That’s what she said…

[u/AimlessPrecision]

Yo that's crazy smart

[u/DumpOutTheTrash]

And the little one excited for his older brother to get them out 🤣

[u/tattoophobic]

Clever good boy

[u/SawdustnSplinters]

I hate when dogs get smarter than us.

[u/Pale-Device803]

Clever girl

[u/calcifer219]

Everyone in my family that has a dog owns this cage. It looks like an absolute prison cell. But it’s like a palace of safely for your dog.

Only one of our family dogs has figured this little trick out lol.

[u/Proper_Locksmith924]

Smart dogs are the best and the worst!

[u/RosabeIls]

lol 😂

[u/liftbikerun]

And here I am using my fingers. I stand corrected.