r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Helloo_clarice • 25d ago

Found a new use for his tongue😂

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u/Swimming_Sink277 25d ago

And the people who pointlessly bitch about it! It's the CIIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 25d ago

Nah you see they actually heard someone bitching like that somewhere before and regurgitated it

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u/snack-dad 25d ago

regurgitation is just so yummy its like having your meal a second time

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 25d ago

Found the baby bird

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u/Lookslikeapersonukno 25d ago edited 25d ago

Birds ARE real, damnit! and we're killing them.

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u/impasseable 25d ago

Oh yeah? Prove it!

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u/ExcusableBook 25d ago

Check this shit out "🐦"

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u/MoistStub 25d ago

Oh hey, it's a wild X!

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u/penywinkle 25d ago

In this case, the sheep is a perfect analogy.

They ruminate AND they have that herd mentality.

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u/mnid92 25d ago

So anyways I broke my arms.

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u/dudeAwEsome101 25d ago

We used to make memes in this country! Now we just regurgitate tiktok slop and upvote bot spam.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 25d ago

The meme frontier has ended, welcome to the brain rot wars

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u/0069 25d ago

the Idiocracy is now!

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u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 25d ago

Don't worry anyday now AI will completely replace us. Make all the posts and all the comments, and then watch and read everything. Once in a year we will get an email about at post worth checking out and that will be it. And we will finally be free from reddit! What will YOU do with your 2500 extra hours a year?

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u/MyNameIsDaveToo 25d ago

Now we just need a bunch of puns in the tune of a famous song and we'll have reddit bingo

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u/rsn_alchemistry 25d ago

Idk the only time I ever tired it someone called me out immediately for being a thoughtless creature and I never tried it again

Thanks, random asshole!

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u/MountedCanuck65 25d ago

And then you get the people pointing out the people who pointlessly bitch about it

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u/mnid92 25d ago

Username checks out. Get off your high horse, pal.

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u/MountedCanuck65 25d ago

Huh? It was just a joke adding the same layer to what he said lol

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u/mnid92 25d ago

Yeah, a likely story. HighHorseRidingCanuck65 is what your username should be.

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u/Ok_Abroad6104 25d ago

Pretty close to bitching there yourself, friend.

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u/cadmus1890 24d ago

And then everyone clapped