r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Helloo_clarice • 25d ago

Found a new use for his tongue😂

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u/Swimming_Sink277 25d ago

There is a significant overlap between the dumbest humans and the smartest bears

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u/Abosia 25d ago

I love how this site has just become people regurgitating things they once read on this site at each other.

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u/Swimming_Sink277 25d ago

And the people who pointlessly bitch about it! It's the CIIIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 25d ago

Nah you see they actually heard someone bitching like that somewhere before and regurgitated it

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u/snack-dad 25d ago

regurgitation is just so yummy its like having your meal a second time

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 25d ago

Found the baby bird

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u/Lookslikeapersonukno 25d ago edited 25d ago

Birds ARE real, damnit! and we're killing them.

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u/impasseable 25d ago

Oh yeah? Prove it!

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u/ExcusableBook 25d ago

Check this shit out "🐦"

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u/MoistStub 25d ago

Oh hey, it's a wild X!

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u/penywinkle 25d ago

In this case, the sheep is a perfect analogy.

They ruminate AND they have that herd mentality.

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u/mnid92 25d ago

So anyways I broke my arms.

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u/dudeAwEsome101 25d ago

We used to make memes in this country! Now we just regurgitate tiktok slop and upvote bot spam.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 25d ago

The meme frontier has ended, welcome to the brain rot wars

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u/0069 25d ago

the Idiocracy is now!

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u/I_PING_8-8-8-8 25d ago

Don't worry anyday now AI will completely replace us. Make all the posts and all the comments, and then watch and read everything. Once in a year we will get an email about at post worth checking out and that will be it. And we will finally be free from reddit! What will YOU do with your 2500 extra hours a year?

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u/MyNameIsDaveToo 25d ago

Now we just need a bunch of puns in the tune of a famous song and we'll have reddit bingo

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u/rsn_alchemistry 25d ago

Idk the only time I ever tired it someone called me out immediately for being a thoughtless creature and I never tried it again

Thanks, random asshole!

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u/MountedCanuck65 25d ago

And then you get the people pointing out the people who pointlessly bitch about it

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u/mnid92 25d ago

Username checks out. Get off your high horse, pal.

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u/MountedCanuck65 25d ago

Huh? It was just a joke adding the same layer to what he said lol

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u/mnid92 25d ago

Yeah, a likely story. HighHorseRidingCanuck65 is what your username should be.

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u/Ok_Abroad6104 25d ago

Pretty close to bitching there yourself, friend.

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u/cadmus1890 24d ago

And then everyone clapped

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u/FullPhrasesToDogs 25d ago

isn't regular speech people just regurgitating things they heard at others?

like how often is what you're saying a completely original thought? Next to never, I'd think... but maybe I'm just unoriginal / not creative.

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u/Pookiebear987 25d ago

You are just unoriginal / not creative if you think that people only regurgitate what others said and never think of ideas that are novel or unique. Tons of ideas are novel, most of them just suck.

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u/QuadCakes 25d ago

Hasn't it always been that way? Narwhal bacon, etc

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u/MrMediaGuy 25d ago

We pretend we're unique but afaik essentially all groups have slang or shorthand they use to signal comfort to each other

Makes us feel ❤️

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u/sandworming 25d ago

Hasn't it always been that way? Narwhal bacon, etc

You mean the narwhal bacons at midnight, good sir, we do not have to hide anymore. The shame of the old ways has been forgotten and now we rememberers who once cringed can wear their memories with pride, for we have endured the words to being forgotten.

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u/stroker919 25d ago

In 64% of Reddit threads this is top comment:

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

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u/DickDover 25d ago

243% of all statistics are made up.

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u/stroker919 25d ago

It’s much easier than doing math.

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u/Deazus 25d ago

FRANK AND BEANS!

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u/No-While-9948 25d ago

I once thought about how someone should make a compendium of common "Reddit facts". There are some that are regurgitated every single time something is brought up, and they have been regurgitated for decades.

Gordon Ramsay? Did you guys know that Gordon Ramsay is actually a fairly calm person outside of American TV and that it's mostly an act for American audiences?

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u/bloom_splat 25d ago

And George Carlin made a joke about the average person’s intelligence!

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u/CaribouYou 25d ago

That’s real life too, you just don’t notice it as easily.

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u/Caridor 25d ago

Look, if you've ever interracted with tourists, you'll know there's a signifciant overlap between the dumbest tourists and a paving slab in terms of intelligence. We have precisely 0 reasons to believe a bear couldn't outsmart them.

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u/Farpafraf 25d ago

I love how this site has just become people regurgitating things they once read on this site at each other.

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u/That-Ad-4300 25d ago

I too choose this guy's comment

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u/WIRE-BRUSH-4-MY-NUTZ 25d ago

Because it is Funny and is a friendly reminder of how dumb we are

If it annoys you just close your eyes

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u/earthboy17 25d ago

I love how this site has just become people regurgitating things they once read on this site at each other

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u/sandworming 25d ago

It's like quoting Greek poetry for college people there is really no difference.

Smartest bears park ranger sign for life <3

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u/RagingWaterStyle 25d ago

I also love how this site has just become people regurgitating things they once read on this site at each other.

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u/Dead_Man_Nick 25d ago

And trying to differentiate between someone trying to be helpful, farming karma, troll, or ai at this point.

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u/UlteriorCulture 23d ago

And my axe

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u/NyZyn 25d ago

And perhaps significant overlap between a 16 year old cat's toys and 5 month old baby toys

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 25d ago

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

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u/Awkward_Attitude_886 25d ago

You’ve clearly never met my Wrigley. Dumb as the Dino dump he resembles. Love em dearly, but coulda named em Gump.