So, last night my girlfriend and I got written up for being out past curfew (which is 6:30). We went up to the Cinemark in Cuyahoga Falls to see Sonic 3 and got the bus schedules mixed up and ended up on the bus headed to a transit center in the south end of Cleveland. On the way back, I made several attempts to notify our shelter we would be late. It took a total of 10 calls, five being hung up on, three getting redirected to the main office and one being disconnected on their end. When I finally called, the staff member had no idea who we were, what our beds were (there are several charts in the office with bed and dorm numbers, with one taped to the computer) and had generally no idea how to address us being back late. It took twenty minutes before she said she'd call back to confirm what I told her.
Curfew violations result in an immediate urinalysis and Breathalyzer test. Neither of us were tested when we got back. Not only that, the supervisor couldn't even get our names right. So, around ten last night as I was finishing up getting ready for bed, she tells us she needs to administer a drug test and Breathalyzer, both of which were to have been done on the spot when we arrived. Since it's past time, both are regarded as passed per policy. She's been at this shelter for years and should know that. She says she's going downstairs to get the Breathalyzer and said she'd call.
Over the course of five minutes she calls for random people whose names sound similar to mine, and even just random people in general.
"Chill-Rake-8215"
"Willed-Cake-7417"
"Failed-Beak-5314"
"SexyGrandma69"
"skibiditoilet666"
So this morning right after wake up I finally take my drug test. And the morning supervisor proceeds to drop my sample on the floor. Again, any sort of staff tampering (which includes any sort of accidental tampering, such as spilling or dropping) makes the test an automatic negative. But, she waits an hour to call, and has me administer another. Not only that, she didn't get my name, she put my girlfriend's name on the cup. And she didn't even put it in the fridge after collecting it and it went bad. So, this makes the second test I've passed by default. But no, third time's the charm, huh? She finally got it the name right, refrigerated it, only to tell me she didn't put the test strips in it and tries laughing it off as "she's having a rough morning". She also asked me twice to remind her what bed and room I'm in.
Then comes the Breathalyzer. The machine itself is broken because another staff member dropped it. It clearly doesn't work and she doesn't know why. She says she'll administer another Breathalyzer another day. I remind her if I had been drinking, there'd be no point because I'd have no alcohol in my system. She offers to make me take drug test number 4, but she spent five sample cups between me and my girlfriend and there's no more left. She made a note of it to the case manager in charge to have me re-take my test and take a Breathalyzer when she returns after New Year's.
And now our friend is telling us we might get kicked due to the staff's complete idiocy per shelter policy. I'm just waiting to see how the Summit County homeless hotline is gonna take this should it come to that.