r/gtaonline Oct 21 '24

My character vs Real Life

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u/No-Ambassador-5920 Xbox series s | PC | SteamDeck? Oct 21 '24

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u/Fluid_Assumption_192 Oct 21 '24

he actually does look like him

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u/GametuberGM Oct 21 '24

Yep, that's me.

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u/504_BadGateway Oct 22 '24

You're not Thor's dad

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u/percycatson Would I go to nuclear war for this? Oct 21 '24

You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

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u/Skuzbagg Oct 21 '24

No, not really

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u/PlaylistMasterRCM Xbox One/Oppressor MK2 and Deluxo Grinder Legend Oct 22 '24

“Well I’m still gonna fucking tell you anyway.”

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u/IggyPuke13 Oct 22 '24

"OUT HERE IN THE STREETS"

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u/Dry_Passenger1786 Oct 21 '24

This is what I see in my head when someone post is female character

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u/DeadpoolLuvsDeath Oct 21 '24

Doesn't stop me from getting nasty texts asking if I wanna fuck.

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u/Be-_-U Oct 21 '24

Doesn't stop me from answering "yes".

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u/mysterycoffee107 Oct 22 '24

I am an actual female and I get on my partner's male account just to avoid the leery texts 😂

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u/Few_Elderberry_4068 Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

Majority of gta o players be like

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u/DarkStarCerberus Oct 21 '24

Majority of gta o female character players be like

FTFY

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u/rexepic7567 Oct 21 '24

Should've cast this guy to be lester

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u/Pungent_Bill Oct 21 '24

Mr. Lester, 1st name "Mo"

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u/Dinner_Choice Nov 11 '24

For some reason this is the first time I've heard this joke despite playing since Gta V came out 💀 I'm sure this is old af but thanks for the laugh

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u/AuthorAlexStanley Oct 21 '24

This guy has definitely beat off to his character in GTA.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24 edited Oct 22 '24

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u/Old-Kernow Oct 21 '24

Well played. I can't bring myself to upvote that pic though.

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u/BOBOUDA Oct 21 '24

You don't think we look like each other ? :(

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u/Old-Kernow Oct 21 '24

Maybe it's the camera angle.

Redo the bottom one from a little further away. Maybe just two or three parsecs

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u/BOBOUDA Oct 21 '24

Thanks ! Took a while to bring the camera to the Procyon star system though.

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u/Metal-Dog Oct 21 '24

I can see the resemblance. Y'all could be siblings.

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u/RevDrucifer Oct 21 '24

Thought mine was pretty accurate. Had to update it with grey hair when I went to the PS5, though!

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u/BOBOUDA Oct 21 '24

Looks very close ! But not as much as mine.

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u/DaiNyite Oct 21 '24

I think you're unimaginative and boring thinking there's only one way to be imaginative.

Some people have the imagination to play as themselves in a completely different world/situation. That's the main point of character customization in the first place. To create a game version of yourself.

How closely it resembles you is normally determined by what options are available, the world setting, and how much you like yourself. If you have to completely disassociate yourself from the character to activate your imagination, that's on you, doesn't mean other people are boring.

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u/EllenPlayz Oct 22 '24

People like to imagine themselves being in the video game. It can feel immersive. Now that is real imagination. And one of many ways to be imaginative.

And being imaginative doesn't necessarily mean you want to be creative. And people don't need to be creative if it's just game customization. You have no reason to concern with or judge what people choose to do with their creativity, especially when it's just a game.

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u/Key-Trifle-552 Oct 21 '24

Lord have mercy 😂😂

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Oct 21 '24

You're hotter irl

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Oct 22 '24

Yeah you're pretty much describing every gta online character

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u/Grum1o Oct 21 '24

Post of the year candidate right here

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u/Drogenelfe Oct 21 '24

“Your character VS what you really look like” sounds like a good idea for a sub.

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u/MuggyKushClouds Oct 21 '24

I'm gonna block you but you're right lol

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u/DebtTurbulent9686 Oct 21 '24

90% of female characters

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u/shegoesbysapphire Oct 21 '24

I’m a real life female player but I’ve definitely had some weird messages sent to me smh

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u/mariahensleys Oct 21 '24

I’m also a female player and the messages I get are insane. I also get followed around by male players and it’s so frustrating lol, I just want to cause mass destruction and do my missions🥲🥲

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u/Ok-Professor-7477 Oct 23 '24

I'm a guy who plays with a female character, and it's unbelievable how many weird people there are in this game. One time, I was in a heist, and the guy just said in the chat that he was turned on by my character.

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u/shegoesbysapphire Oct 23 '24

Why are you a female character tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '24

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u/Baldo19724 ThatMofo-72 Oct 21 '24

Yet, there are still thirsty MFs thrusting every time they see a female character. I’ve baited these people PLENTY with a female character. Always a fall-back when I get bored.

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u/Wildebeast1 Oct 21 '24

Typical GTA player.

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u/Mogui- Oct 21 '24

Men have two positive aesthetics. Badass knight/professional or gay. Women get all the pretty stuff

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u/BOBOUDA Oct 21 '24

I dress and look the same in real life, I wasn't trying to make her especially "pretty".

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u/Suitable-Occasion-53 Oct 21 '24

haha very funny. Would you please stop posting my photo online without my consent?

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u/fistfulofbottlecaps Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

My response to this is, I hope GTA6 handles aesthetics better. I've been feeling meh about clothing options and aesthetic choices in GTA5/O for years. Especially since something as simple as layering is so hit or miss. Love that I can't wear a watch because I have a necklace on. That being said I've had the most luck customizing my female character.

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u/Dee_s10 Oct 21 '24

You have her eyes

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u/xndbcjxjsxncjsb Oct 21 '24

Thats what i imagine when i see female character

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u/Cute_Sport7910 Oct 21 '24

I can assure you that I don’t look like that, I’m actually female

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u/Old-Kernow Oct 21 '24

It's been seven hours and nobody has said "pics or it didn't happen"

Maybe we are getting better as a species....

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u/DarkLlama64 Oct 21 '24

I ended up picking a male character instead of one that even vaguely looked like me

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u/Desperate_Divide6354 Oct 21 '24

People are mean. You’re cute don’t worry.

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u/IMVU-MachinaX Oct 21 '24

To be fair they are both ugly!! Character and owner. So... Not shocking!

Most women tend to care about thier characters aesthetics. So i can tell when a guy is on a female character vs a women.

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u/St489 Oct 21 '24

Smh that’s wild my boy

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u/Baldmanbob1 Oct 21 '24

Comic book guy!

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u/Queasy-One-2600 Oct 21 '24

I like your fashion anyway. Good work.

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u/Suree_w Oct 21 '24

I had realization a year or so ago, if I'm forced to play gender locked classes, I don't mind playing as a female. But if it's not, I can't bring myself to create a female as a main character. Maybe as an alt down the road or just to mess with character creation.

Anyone else having the same thing going on? 😅

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u/driller20 Oct 21 '24

Yes, like in resident evil or silent hill

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u/UsseerrNaammee Oct 21 '24

If it’s locked to female, it’s probably not a game I’m interested in 😂

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u/Suree_w Oct 21 '24

A lot of mmos or class based shooters had this. Dirty bomb comes to mind, i loved to play proxy (mines <3)

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u/Delicious_Pie5858 Oct 21 '24

Omg you’re Lenny Baxter

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u/ZitOnSocietysAss Oct 21 '24

There is no way you're that good looking.

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u/basjeeee_mlg Oct 21 '24

Real life? Never heard of that server, only og’s remember that meme

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u/opper-hombre1 Oct 21 '24

Yall im not even fucking joking with you, that bottom guy literally looks like the janitor at my job. Except this guy has more acne and a shittier beard

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u/Intelligent_Fix4654 Oct 21 '24

Yes about right that

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

this tracks

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u/PatrikOfHavoc Oct 21 '24

The hair on your character is pretty sick though

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u/Unable_Ad9968 Oct 21 '24

Man, really?

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u/Long_Lecture_1080 Oct 21 '24

That is a what I thought since I started playing.

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u/ammiemarie Oct 21 '24

No, but why can I see it tho ? 🤔

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u/Tasty-Application807 Oct 21 '24

Meanwhile, I write two paragraphs and get modded for low effort posting.

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u/NangaNanga123 Oct 21 '24

Average GTAO player/character ratio tbh

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u/InspectorPlus Oct 21 '24

i never understood people jerking off to their female character,

even worse the people that glitch the "naked" outfit pieces and are tryhard mode

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u/Responsible_Energy70 Oct 21 '24

Is this Lord Gaige?

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u/Liz_1557 Oct 21 '24

This is why I never trust that other girls I meet are actually girls, and also why I get away with claiming I'm a dude when ppl try to hit on me lol

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u/whattheshiz97 Oct 22 '24

There was a guy we used to play with back in the day and he looked exactly like that. Of course he had a female character like this too

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u/New_Juggernaut_2751 Oct 22 '24

Don't beat yourself up, not everyone can be me

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u/hated215 Oct 22 '24

It’s the same thing in Fortnite I swear lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Why you posted that right on the day ive made my male character female ? After 1021lvls by the way. And yes i look nearly like him :o

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u/Hot_Play6685 Oct 22 '24

I kinda see the resemblance

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

That’s me irl vs my gtao character

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u/OriginalMean2691 Oct 25 '24

As a level 1300 I can confirm

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u/Autophile84 7d ago

My character is based on Niko Bellic

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u/Sir_Boobsalot Oct 21 '24

this is a surprise to exactly no one

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u/notjordansime Oct 21 '24

I’ve been told I actually did a half decent job of making my character look like me lol.

I’d take a screenshot but all I have is a steam deck and I can’t open GTA online on it. Haven’t been able to play in a month! :((

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u/JessicasAlcove Oct 21 '24

OP has never played with a woman

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u/BOBOUDA Oct 21 '24

Actually a woman was in the same server as me once in 2017.

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u/JessicasAlcove Oct 21 '24

Is that before or after your middle school exams? Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

Real Women tend to have a better sense of style.

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u/JessicasAlcove Oct 21 '24

You've never seen a real woman XD

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u/JN_Polo Oct 21 '24

I knew a guy resembling this dude once. Believe it or not, he managed to get in bed with a cute girl(not THAT cute and was going through shit etc but not the point). HOWEVER, poor sod COULDN'T get it hard at ALL. Lost touch more than 10 years know(he was part of one of my groups then). So idk what he's doing. But he was 25 at the time i saw him last and he was still a virgin. And it wasn't even his looks that were the huge issue. But his personality. He was acting so weird and was pretty toxic too.

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u/BOBOUDA Oct 21 '24

I think looks are often influenced by how we are psychologically, you don't really take care of yourself when you're half depressed with no self esteem, I know I used to be kind of like that. Or indeed when you're a toxic person, there's probably some underlying personal problems.

I hope your friend is doing better. And you never know, maybe this meme guy was and still is a very wholesome outgoing chick magnet, can't judge people only from looks.

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u/JN_Polo Oct 21 '24

You are right. Behaviour goes a long way.

But he wasn't my friend. Was just part of the same bigger group. Couldn't stand him. He was a piece of shit. Trying to take advantage of everyone around him. I upset him at some point, he tried to have me beat up by the group leader and a few other dudes. I came to the encounter with a knife to show them i'm not to be fucked with. Left the group on good terms though. Most of them were okay. We just drifted apart.

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u/BeginningInsect9699 Oct 21 '24

This is exactly why I ask first before adding.

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u/Called_end Oct 21 '24

when you see those kind of awful characters only is better to log off.

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u/YourLocalInquisitor Oct 21 '24

She looks like a Dustborn character