r/formuladank Simply Lovely Oct 08 '24

🌈 ben Sulayem 🌈 Fuck MBS

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u/tomy_11 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 08 '24

Ricks F1 addiction is just a watered down RPM

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u/handsomepirates1 BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 08 '24

Does RPM even make anything anymore? I’m a fan of quality over quantity but my favorite jihaddist does nothing

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u/tomy_11 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 08 '24

He uploaded a podcast couple of days ago where he explained that he is in a process of moving house, but he is having trouble as potential landlords see him as a… suboptimal candidate

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u/Educational_Fox_7739 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ I’m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Oct 08 '24

he makes 100 grand a month on patreon.... this is not an excuse.

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u/pjo33 No Michael, No Oct 08 '24

Means the problems stem from his appearance and personality

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u/Educational_Fox_7739 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ I’m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Oct 08 '24

every flat I've ever gotten was completely separate from "appearance and personality"

it means he's just got nothing to talk about as a Lando fan and 0 safety cars since Canada.

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u/tomy_11 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 08 '24

Its not an excuse he is adhd as fuck this is known. But imagine you are a landlord and a 25 year college dropout with a mohawk shows up that starts looking for a place to put his bathtub and kim jong un picture. When asked about occupation he claims he is an F1 journalist but when pressed admits to being a youtuber. But the money is apparently not a problem he is willing to put up a 6 month deposit. What are the odds your house ends up burned down or a crackhouse?

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u/Educational_Fox_7739 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ I’m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Oct 08 '24

landlords are stupid, but not dumb. References are important. Moreover, no landlord asks why you have the things you have. "Why do you have a 43 inch LCD TV you fckin peasant! you can't afford an OLED you can't afford rent on my property!"

Absurd.

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u/tomy_11 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 08 '24

After you sign the papers, sure. Problem mr.Mohawk is having is they take one look at him and nope the fuck out.

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u/Educational_Fox_7739 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ I’m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Oct 09 '24

Okay so I guess you don't understand how leasing agreements work. There isn't any way to just "nope" someone out after everything is official. How do you think squatters can live in someones home rent free with police saying there isn't anything they can do?

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u/tomy_11 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 09 '24

I should have clarified he is shopping for a new house. So new potential landlords are noping the fuck out. Hope that clears it up.

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u/GemballaRider Trust the El πŸ…±οΈlan Oct 09 '24

With the money he makes, why is he even renting...?

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u/pjo33 No Michael, No Oct 08 '24

I meant that as in Tommy says Landlords see him as suboptimal, you say he has enough money for that not to be an issue, therefore I concluded the problem had to be a different one

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u/Educational_Fox_7739 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ I’m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Oct 08 '24

Then I said, I as a lowly common man, used Docusign to sign my lease agreement, online payment portals to pay rent, and only had a single call to the managment's reception to see if there was any availability.

Or at least, it was inferred thats what I was saying.