r/formuladank Simply Lovely Oct 08 '24

šŸŒˆ ben Sulayem šŸŒˆ Fuck MBS

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u/tomy_11 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 08 '24

Its not an excuse he is adhd as fuck this is known. But imagine you are a landlord and a 25 year college dropout with a mohawk shows up that starts looking for a place to put his bathtub and kim jong un picture. When asked about occupation he claims he is an F1 journalist but when pressed admits to being a youtuber. But the money is apparently not a problem he is willing to put up a 6 month deposit. What are the odds your house ends up burned down or a crackhouse?

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u/Educational_Fox_7739 šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Iā€™m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Oct 08 '24

landlords are stupid, but not dumb. References are important. Moreover, no landlord asks why you have the things you have. "Why do you have a 43 inch LCD TV you fckin peasant! you can't afford an OLED you can't afford rent on my property!"

Absurd.

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u/tomy_11 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 08 '24

After you sign the papers, sure. Problem mr.Mohawk is having is they take one look at him and nope the fuck out.

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u/Educational_Fox_7739 šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Iā€™m ENGLISH and CROFTY is ALWAYS right šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Oct 09 '24

Okay so I guess you don't understand how leasing agreements work. There isn't any way to just "nope" someone out after everything is official. How do you think squatters can live in someones home rent free with police saying there isn't anything they can do?

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u/tomy_11 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Oct 09 '24

I should have clarified he is shopping for a new house. So new potential landlords are noping the fuck out. Hope that clears it up.