Dear Ben Sulayem, Fuck You (Respectfully)

[u/shellmiro]

[u/popegonzo]

In F1 you're either food for Sky or you work for him. And I'll tell you who him is; Ben Sulayem - a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what he can do, he can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if he removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Will, I won't be happy until I've urinated on his freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Christian Horner's Horny Nuts, and you can quote me.

Man, Max doesn't hold anything back.

[u/jo_nigiri → u/popegonzo]

This was such an inspiring speech I feel like I could take on a battle against the Great Evil Sulayem