r/formuladank • u/shellmiro I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her • Sep 20 '24

🌈 ben Sulayem 🌈 Dear Ben Sulayem, Fuck You (Respectfully)

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u/popegonzo Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg Sep 20 '24

In F1 you're either food for Sky or you work for him. And I'll tell you who him is; Ben Sulayem - a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what he can do, he can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if he removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Will, I won't be happy until I've urinated on his freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Christian Horner's Horny Nuts, and you can quote me.

Man, Max doesn't hold anything back.

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u/Thatdudewhohasnolife Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg Sep 20 '24

Thats gonna be a 10 place grid penalty and a 1000 word apology essay.

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u/jo_nigiri lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sep 20 '24

This was such an inspiring speech I feel like I could take on a battle against the Great Evil Sulayem

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u/Hockey_Flo Save the 🅱️ees Sep 20 '24

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u/Bitchthat_iam BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24

Where is this from?

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u/Ekdritch BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24

Deadpool and Wolverine

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u/NotoriousHothead37 No. 69 Driver Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 21 '24

Deadpool x Wolverine. Line by Human Torch played by Chris Hemsworth Evans

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u/nlu95 Vettel Cult Sep 21 '24

I think you've got the Chrises mixed up.

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u/NotoriousHothead37 No. 69 Driver Sep 21 '24

Yup. I'm just writing what comes up first. Lol

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u/Captain_Smartass_ #stillwecry Sep 21 '24

Evans aka Captain America aka Johnny Storm

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u/Jimmybuffett4life BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24

A window

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u/Victornf41108 lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sep 21 '24

This man Sulayem is fighting his own war and he has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He’s not loyal to a country or a flag or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.

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u/the_real_bobby_o BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24

Pefect. Can I have a go too ?

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u/Dijeridoo2u2 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24

:13285:

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u/Ok-Contract-3490 Franco GOATpinto Sep 21 '24

Bro has balls of steel to talk like that,W