r/formuladank • u/shellmiro I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her • Sep 20 '24
🌈 ben Sulayem 🌈 Dear Ben Sulayem, Fuck You (Respectfully)
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u/popegonzo Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg Sep 20 '24
In F1 you're either food for Sky or you work for him. And I'll tell you who him is; Ben Sulayem - a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what he can do, he can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if he removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Will, I won't be happy until I've urinated on his freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Christian Horner's Horny Nuts, and you can quote me.
Man, Max doesn't hold anything back.
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u/Thatdudewhohasnolife Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg Sep 20 '24
Thats gonna be a 10 place grid penalty and a 1000 word apology essay.
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u/jo_nigiri lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sep 20 '24
This was such an inspiring speech I feel like I could take on a battle against the Great Evil Sulayem
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u/Bitchthat_iam BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24
Where is this from?
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u/NotoriousHothead37 No. 69 Driver Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 21 '24
Deadpool x Wolverine. Line by Human Torch played by Chris
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u/Victornf41108 lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sep 21 '24
This man Sulayem is fighting his own war and he has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He’s not loyal to a country or a flag or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
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u/MooFz BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 20 '24
Fuck Ben Sulayem (Disrespectfully)🏳️🌈🌈🏳️🌈🌈🏳️🌈
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Sep 21 '24
Diddy?
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u/Interesting_Gift_423 Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Sep 21 '24
no, he's in jail. this guy is a disciple
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u/neighborhoodchopshop BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 20 '24
The exit clauses of all exit clauses. Piss off the head of the whole damn thing. Max playing 12D chess
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Sep 20 '24
Every time he goes to shake my hand after a race (and that mofo is desperate to be seen shaking their hands) I’d put mine up and simply say “No no! Germs. You understand.”
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u/salsamander BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 20 '24
Time for r/formuladank to pull all resources from ragging on Lando to absolutely lambaste Ben Sulayem for trying to make F1 softer than 10-ply toilet paper.
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u/CaptainTreeman42 mission spinnow Sep 21 '24
I don't know what lambaste is but I'm ready to some lambasting
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u/he-tried-his-best Felipe 🅱️aby stay cool Sep 21 '24
What has Max’s engineer got anything to do with this.
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u/excessive_coughing BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 21 '24
Get fucked Ben. Get fucked so fucking hard
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u/Rokos_Bicycle M*rk Webber Sep 21 '24
Totally different MBS
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u/excessive_coughing BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24
Thank you for correcting me
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u/Rokos_Bicycle M*rk Webber Sep 21 '24
I guess he's more than happy to accept money from those people though...
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u/rifleman_ mission spinnow Sep 20 '24
I really hope he refuses to be humiliated like that and just ignores this idiotic ruling. If they escalate further it will become even more of a clown show
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u/DinosaurDriver “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Sep 21 '24
I was hoping for the opposite, almost in a Shakespeare-ish way. Imagine Verstappen being like “that gent didnt seeth me!“
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u/Dattinator BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24
I would also love to see him just give one word responses to all media questions. That would be hilarious.
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u/Regular-Performer703 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24
Hey Ben, call me when you can finish one lap in a Renault
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u/MAD_MrT BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 20 '24
Im out of the loop, whats going on?
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u/neohazard22 Vettel Cult Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 21 '24
Max swore during the drivers press conference.
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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Sep 21 '24
I'm still clutching my pearls, the horror!
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u/jayneralkenobi BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24
I can't believe the three times world champion Max Verstappen from the hit team Red Bull Racing would say a thing like that 😮😮😮😮
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u/sriusbsnis BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 21 '24
And he wasn’t even swearing at anyone. I mean, imho, swearing means you’re like pissed at someone, throwing out insults knowing it’s wrong. This was just a remark that his car was fucked.
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u/dookie224 Guenther Gang Sep 21 '24
Yeah fuck that motherfucker. Can you imagine the absolute gold we are 'bout to lose?
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u/bobwondersaboutchai Simply Lovely Sep 20 '24
After Reviewing his earlier videos of cussing in press conference, whatever he said on Thursday was so mild. Imagine getting summon for that and doing community service
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u/neverfoil I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Sep 20 '24
Why respectfully? Fuck that guy.