r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/Acceptingoptimist Aug 23 '24

The local town of Hemel on the lake has a wanted poster for Felonald Donvict, but through well-timed NPC exposition monologues, and a few successful persuasion checks, you learn he's actually a warlock. After the final combat, it is revealed he was a mere stooge. He was coerced into this pact by a higher villain: Vladimir Pissant. An evil gnome who obsconded his throne through treachery and murder.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Just that little bit right there sounds like such a fun campaign. So good. Lol

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u/twodogsfighting Aug 23 '24

It's always a fucking evil gnome.

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u/Acceptingoptimist Aug 23 '24

If I had a copper for every time....

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u/great_red_dragon Aug 23 '24

The ancient hempsteade of Hemel, is in fact, a complete shithole

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u/Immediate-Season-293 Aug 23 '24

May I suggest the name Baldimir instead of Vladimir?

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u/abousono Aug 23 '24

If he’s a Stooge, he’s most likely a Shemp, or even worse, a Joe. One of the least liked Stooges.

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u/txn_gay Aug 23 '24

Thanks for the campaign idea.