r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

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u/axeman020 Aug 23 '24

No. I do not drink 47 yr old milk.

Crucially, I also don't drink semen, or use milk to impregnate someone...

Each to their own, though. I guess...

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u/tiptoe_only Aug 23 '24

Yeah, my thought was: "no, I don't. Do you drink six-week-old dairy milk? Where exactly are we trying to go with this?"

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u/axeman020 Aug 23 '24

Yeah, there aren't many similarities between milk and semen really, are there?

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u/coffeearabica Aug 23 '24

Maybe not to you. The idiot probably thinks that the teenage myth that drinking milk helps replenish semen is true.

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u/ingoding Aug 23 '24

What the what?

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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu Aug 23 '24

I don't drink 20 year old milk either. I drink nothing short of alcohol if its age is measured in years.

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u/axeman020 Aug 23 '24

Legend.

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u/free_farts Aug 23 '24

The water I'm drinking has been around for a hot minute

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u/poodlered Aug 23 '24

The guy wrote that out, gave a satisfying nod to himself, and thought “I did it, I got him. Good luck responding to this one, libs!”

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u/joshuadt Aug 23 '24

Or even drink 18 year old milk for that matter.