r/facepalm • u/javelin3000 • Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh dear...

Post image
24.8k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

3.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

833

u/Leather-Squirrel-421 Aug 23 '24

He’s just looking for an excuse to drink semen.

206

u/TotalLackOfConcern Aug 23 '24

Fortunately people are walking around the rally with bottle of JD Vance sperm. He can get it still warm.

68

u/Captain_Snatchington Aug 23 '24

Does jd have to fuck a couch first to fill the cups?

39

u/Vegetable_Onion Aug 23 '24

Just place the cups between the cushions I guess?

22

u/Captain_Snatchington Aug 23 '24

Hahaha redneck ingenuity

1

u/BankHottas Aug 23 '24

Is this the sequel to Hillbilly Elegy?

1

u/ColonelBelmont Aug 23 '24

He doesn't have to; he gets to!

1

u/Digger2484 Aug 23 '24

Just a pullout couch

15

u/Bowling4rhinos Aug 23 '24

The weird just got fucking weird.

1

u/Significant_Ad7326 Aug 23 '24

Weird fucking too.

1

u/richknobsales Aug 23 '24

I was going to ask…

1

u/joseplluissans Aug 23 '24

The think that worries me, is that he wants young semen...

1

u/Kuhney Aug 23 '24

He’s trying his best to come up with an excuse not to drink cum and this is what he’s got

1

u/LLH-1994 Aug 23 '24

Aren’t we all…

1

u/rodrigojds Aug 23 '24

I don’t blame him

1

u/Sirflow Aug 23 '24

Sean Collins only drinks the freshest semen.