r/facepalm Jul 11 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Mom needs to go back to school.

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u/Wessssss21 Jul 12 '24 edited Jul 12 '24

Ehh about 3/5's a person they might say.

Edit: I'm fully aware of how the 3/5's compromise worked legally... I am making a joke

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u/wtfnouniquename Jul 12 '24

I knew someone who tried to argue that the south wanted slaves to count as a whole person! Yea, Josh, they wanted to up their population numbers so they could control more of the government. They didn't want to actually give them any fucking rights, you idiot.

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u/SpaceCptWinters Jul 12 '24

Josh is a fucking moron.

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u/DrHooper Jul 12 '24

More like Josh has been fed lies by his family and friends his entire life to justify their racism.

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u/MrMojoRising361 Jul 12 '24

Sounds like he was homeschooled

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u/DrHooper Jul 12 '24

Probably, honestly, homeschooling is almost always a detriment to the child unless the parents fully embrace their role of teacher as separate from caretaker. Also, not pumping the kids' heads full of your own misunderstandings. One of the few times where teaching straight out of the book is recommended.

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u/FeederNocturne Jul 12 '24

I had a roommate who was homeschooled. We also worked together. We are in Alabama. He has a fetish for black women but was also raised super Christian so he only wants sex after marriage.

One day he was giving a black woman coworker a ride home and offered "reparations" by giving himself to her in marriage. I couldn't believe it when she told me what he said but I asked him about it and he confirmed the details like it wasn't an incredibly insane idea.

His personality screams narcissism and believes himself to be worth more than most people. He used to be extremely obese and is now in shape so congrats to him for finding self confidence but he just went overboard with it.

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u/P1nkZeppelin Jul 12 '24

Let me guess, home schooled?

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u/IntelligentRoof1342 Jul 12 '24

You know exactly where someone stands the second they spout that shit

Someone actually said that to me at work once

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u/No-Scene9097 Jul 12 '24

Okay John Ringo.

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u/t234k Jul 12 '24

As a homeschooled kid, I'd wager it's always at the detriment of the kid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24

I suspect you mostly know of the homeschoolers who basically replicate school at home. I was "homeschooled" but we hardly spent time at home. There was a large, vibrant community (Boston MA) of other homeschool families, we got together for field trips, park days, etc; parents would teach classes that were open to other families (for example, I took a class on probability taught by the dad of a friend) we also used so many amazing local resources, from the library (my home away from home!) and so many museums etc. Homeschooling is an awesome OPTION for some families. It gave me the time to spend on my interests without keeping up or slowing down for a class. And yes, somehow I did have a social life, since that's always the number one concern. I hope to homeschool my 3.5 year old. Child-led learning a la John Holt is the way I was raised and I am so grateful.

So please don't lump us all together, we are not all abusive, or religious nuts, or etc.

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u/CapnCrunchIsAFraud Jul 12 '24

Or he went to school basically anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon. You’d be astonished what some public schools teach.

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u/patchismofomo Jul 12 '24

I was homeschooled in the south and am totally anti slavery and have made the "states rights to what? " comment more times than I can count. But I know I'm not typical of a homeschooled kid in the south, my family isn't from here. And your comment is pretty fair and funny, just not always accurate

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u/TohruH3 Jul 12 '24

Nah, I went to highschool in for a couple of years in SC, and they worked real hard to teach kids that slavery wasn't part of the civil war until Lincoln made it such.

And that was "only" so he could have more soldiers than the south.

The south simply wanted to fight for state's rights and totally would have naturally ended slavery on their own. 🙄

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc Jul 12 '24

See I'm in Missouri and this is what I remember too. Edit class of 07/08/09

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u/Vronsurd Jul 12 '24

Bro, not necessarily. Plenty of southern public schools are all in on the lost cause mythology. Those lies are institutionalized down there.

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u/RoboDae Jul 12 '24

Like the idea of willing slaves who loved their masters?

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u/MysticScribbles Jul 12 '24

Definitely not willing, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were a handful of edge cases involving Stockholm syndrome.

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u/RoboDae Jul 12 '24

Most likely some realized they were better off with the master they had than trying to run on their own with lynch mobs chasing after them

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u/Rudollis Jul 12 '24

Maybe he was just homeschooled

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u/KrisMisZ Jul 12 '24

Aka homeschooled

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack Jul 12 '24

We live in an age where people have easy access to information, and not just the Internet, which can be hard to distinguish truth from fiction a lot of times, even just the ease of getting books. So if John is an adult, that excuse's effectiveness starts to fall off pretty quickly with every passing year