r/facepalm Jul 11 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Mom needs to go back to school.

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u/Magister_Hego_Damask Jul 11 '24

Hey Mississippi? Why did you seccede?

"In the momentous step which our State has taken of dissolving its connection with the government of which we so long formed a part, it is but just that we should declare the prominent reasons which have induced our course.

Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery-- the greatest material interest of the world. Its labor supplies the product which constitutes by far the largest and most important portions of commerce of the earth..."

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u/Mr-MuffinMan Jul 11 '24

YEaH bUT tHoSe STatEs wErE dEmOcRAts!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

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u/Medical_Slide9245 Jul 12 '24

When you mention to most proud southerners that their ancestors were Democrats they don't find the humor. Or mention that their Republican hero was indeed the Northern Aggressor in chief.

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u/TheAbyssalSymphony Jul 12 '24

But tell them that the parties swapped and theyโ€™re cry about being the party of Lincoln while waving a confederate flag

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u/INeedAVape Jul 12 '24

I've explained the entire party ideology switch that was detailed by Callum McKelvie. The vast majority of modern right wingers deny it all.

But then ask them, "So did all of those southern slave owning democrats move up north, while all of those northern abolitionist republicans move south?" That leaves them speechless.

Then ask them, "So when you see the Confederate flag flying at Trump rallies and other Republican candidates, are those Democrats that showed up to show their support for Republicans?" That usually makes them mad.

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u/K1N6F15H Jul 12 '24

I've explained the entire party ideology switch that was detailed by Callum McKelvie.

My google-fu is coming up empty for this, I know about the Southern Strategy but there is specifically something written by him I could read?

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u/INeedAVape Jul 12 '24

https://www.livescience.com/34241-democratic-republican-parties-switch-platforms.html

McKelvie wrote an academic paper on the timeline and specific turning points. Natalie Wolchover took his study and published her own article, with a lot of basis on his study. His paper was on the Inter webs at one time. I wonder if the school removed it, I canโ€™t find it now. But the Wolchover article is still available.

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u/Lingering_Dorkness Jul 12 '24

Yep, all those States were Democratic when they were doing evil racist shit like Slavery and lynching.

And then the Democratic Party realized that shit was wrong so changed.ย 

And so all those Southern people stopped voting Blue in response to the Democratic Party saying "we shouldn't be, y'know, so racist".

It really isn't the gotcha they think it is.ย 

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u/GoofyGoober0064 Jul 12 '24

They're too stupid to understand that all the democrats and republicans didn't magically decide to switch their lives.

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u/quisatz_haderah Jul 12 '24

Unlike the right

You are still right