r/cyberpunkgame • u/MantaRayStormcloud Splash of Love • 11d ago
Meta Well that didn't take long at all...
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u/VeryGrumpyDad 11d ago
Automated answering machine with "We're sorry, but we're experiencing unusually high call volumes right now. Please stay on the line and we'll get to you as soon as we can." repeated forever.
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u/Gr1mwolf 10d ago
Iâm not sure Iâd call that âhigh-endâ, unless itâs just relative.
I believe Frontier Internet uses them, and while it took me a while to be sure I was talking to AI, they also just straight up lie about the service and various questions you might have.
Typical AI âconfidently wrongâ stuff, except tied to legal and financial issues without actually telling you youâre talking to an AI that might not know what itâs talking about.
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u/CohesiveMocha34 11d ago
Are our peasant helplines too poor for them or something
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u/HorseSpeaksInMorse 11d ago
Obviously, they're used to getting special treatment from the legal system so why wouldn't they expect emergency services to bump them to the top of the queue over some silly thing like a school shooting.
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u/RealityHasArrived89 11d ago edited 11d ago
Set up a bot and inundate it with calls.
Do your civic duty.
Edit: civic not civil
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u/LetTheBloodFlow Team Judy 10d ago
Combine this with the comment above suggesting the calls be answered by an AI and we have Cyberpunk ouroboros: a machine wasting a machineâs time.
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u/notveryAI Quickhack addict 11d ago
Gig: Silent Voices
Gig type: Agent Saboteur
Target: Trauma Team VIP hotline
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u/qwertyee_275 10d ago
Every day we are fr getting one step closer to cyberpunk huh
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u/notveryAI Quickhack addict 10d ago
We are already in cyberpunk. We are just diving deeper into it.
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u/qwertyee_275 10d ago
Yeah but we're in the depressing version, with no cool robot body parts. So what's the point
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u/notveryAI Quickhack addict 10d ago
We already have bionic limbs, they're only gonna be getting more advanced as robotics develop
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u/qwertyee_275 10d ago
Exactly were getting closer. To the actual cool stuff happening
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u/YaoiJesusAoba 10d ago
Which is why I am quite happy lol. :)
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u/Ornery_Buffalo_ 10d ago
I keep saying over and over it's a good thing we don't have the cool cybernetics and AI. You couldn't afford to be borged out or even slightly chromed choom. And you don't want Adam Smashers and Morgan Blackhands and 'Saka ninjas running around killing people and keeping the masses afraid for the corps.
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u/Soulful-Sorrow 10d ago
So you're going straight for the corpo's sense of security? Finally, we're doing something worthwhile. Better be careful, V. If I've learned anything about hands-on activism, it's that the ones at the top don't like you taking a piece from their Jenga tower.
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u/Dycoth 11d ago
Technically, it's not that complicated to create a Trauma Team. Create a specialized private medical team, very expensive but with premium care, dispatched in big cities, with them waiting to intervene when a client report something (we are not yet able to automatically detect a flatline... but a connection to a smartwatch or such could be done).
A bit like private security companies that come to your house when the alarm goes off.
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u/Silly_Illustrator_56 11d ago
And flying cars are also real.
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u/MrObsidian_ 11d ago
helicopters
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u/HorseSpeaksInMorse 11d ago
Flying cars were also a thing at one point:
Using a pinto wasn't the smartest move it turns out.
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u/YaoiJesusAoba 10d ago
one big difference is that you won't get soldiers armed with machine guns XD (or flying ambulances)
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u/Dycoth 10d ago
What would prevent a IRL Trauma Team to be both a PMC and Private Health company ? 2-4 paramedics, 2-4 soldiers.
Completely clear and secured evacuation. Anywhere in the top 20 cities across USA.
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u/YaoiJesusAoba 10d ago
Give them a flying car ambulance and cool cyberpunk neon aesthetic and that would be kinda awesome to see tbh XD
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u/ExtremeGift 11d ago
I thought public services were communism? If they feel threatened, why not just hire private security? Always these freeloaders taking advantage of the society smh
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u/HorseSpeaksInMorse 11d ago
Ah but when they receive massive handouts from the government in the form of contracts and tax cuts they're "job creators" (please ignore the workplace abuses and mass layoffs). When a poor person gets one ten-thousandth of a percent of that it's welfare and we can't possibly afford it.
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u/Aenuvas 11d ago
In a way i love that we go even more full on Cyberpunk now... at least we get a somewhat cool Dystopy. While i allways would have liked it more to go for one of the possible Utopias... :P
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u/HorseSpeaksInMorse 11d ago
Modern healthcare, legal systems and working practices are already pretty dystopian, it just doesn't look like Blade Runner. In case you missed it the Supreme Court recently that the President is immune to criminal prosecution, meaning a convicted felon is about to become genuinely above the law.
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u/Aenuvas 10d ago
Well, with the corporate takeover from Musk buying the USA its a big step in the "right" direction. Also: Elon and Neurolink... đ€·ââïž
Pretty sure he includes the soulkiller program in every unit shiped when ready.And well, while i am aware of the state of those systems in the USA i am glad to have a bit of space to look at it from a more comfortable possition in germany. While of course there is MUCH to improve over here too.
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u/GodwynDi 10d ago
Trump isn't a convicted felon. Your ignorance tells me all I need to know.
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u/ahlhelm 10d ago
He was convicted of felonies. Not being sentenced does not make him not a convicted felon.
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u/GodwynDi 10d ago
No, he wasn't. Actually check the law instead of parroting the biased media.
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u/rxellipse 10d ago
Here's the indictment:
https://www.manhattanda.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Donald-J.-Trump-Indictment.pdf
Verdict sheet listing 34 guilty verdicts:
https://www.nycourts.gov/LegacyPDFS/press/PDFs/Trump-Verdict-Sheet.pdf
New York State Penal Code:
https://www.nysenate.gov/legislation/laws/PEN/175.10
The relevant bit, emphasis mine:
Falsifying business records in the first degree is a class E felony.
Facts seem to support that Trump is a 34x felon. I know you aren't arguing in good faith, and I think it's sad that you have committed to debasing yourself in this way. You know the truth and you should feel at least a small amount of shame for what you tried to do here.
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u/GodwynDi 10d ago
None of those is a conviction.
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u/rxellipse 10d ago
No, you're wrong about that. New York State defines what constitutes a conviction:
https://ww2.nycourts.gov/COURTS/nyc/criminal/glossary.shtml#Conviction
Conviction - When the court enters a plea of guilty or a finding of guilt by a jury or the Court.
Your argument also flies in the face of common understanding of what a conviction is:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conviction
conviction
noun
con·âvic·âtion kÉn-Ëvik-shÉn
Synonyms of conviction1: the act or process of finding a person guilty of a crime especially in a court of law
You're wrong here, your prior arguments are worthless and you have offered nothing in support of them, you're a proven liar, and anything you say in response can be duly ignored as a result.
It's not entirely your fault - you're merely parroting what someone else told you is true - your fault merely lies with your inability to discern truth from fiction. That you can be so easily misled and manipulated by others is something of which you should be ashamed (and should strive to rectify), but I suspect you don't possess the capacity for the introspection necessary to do so.
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u/shootdawoop 10d ago
idk were pretty boring rn, maybe when Elon musk goes full blon bribe the government for everything then it'll get more interesting, that's gonna happen btw, Elon has already started by buying trump, soon he'll buy the moon
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u/0ttoChriek 11d ago
This is what the police in the US were established to do, after all - protect the property and lives of the wealthy.
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u/bolivar-shagnasty 11d ago
With how many âCEOsâ I see on LinkedIn, I canât imagine this hotline working out well.
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u/xCanadaDry 10d ago
Ha, I didn't read what sub this was, I instantly said "Trauma Team?!" To myself. I'm not disappointed
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u/Ornery_Buffalo_ 10d ago
What a hilariously detailed edit. The neon on his hat is just the best finishing touch.
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u/EminemLovesGrapes Quadra 10d ago
New York
Ah, CEO town. The same town where companies buy bricks in order to launder their own money. They don't even live there, empty apartments.
And if they do live there fuck going through traffic. Lets take our private helicopter and just fly over that garbage. AC? No issue, we'll fly back to our estate.
If that isn't Cyberpunk I don't know what is.
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u/munchley 10d ago
This is the closest we've come to class solidarity in decades. We can't let up, they are finally afraid!
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u/BeerTimeGamer 11d ago
Boomers will make any excuse to schedule a fooking meeting about some useless idea.
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u/whats_you_doing 10d ago
Calling 912: Operater here, what is your emergency.
CEO of CEO killer group: I have been targetted by some team and need help on that.
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u/foodank012018 10d ago
How would a number like this have helped CEO guy?
Also something something, two Americas.
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u/SteveThePurpleCat 10d ago
Another school shooting? Get over it.
CEOs feel threatened after 1 death? Get me a helpline and SWAT now!
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u/Trenchmagg0t 10d ago edited 9d ago
NY spent more resources and manpower to capture and kill a squirrel then they do to investigate an average citizens murder. Now one CEO gets offed and they get a special emergency hot line.
If this dosent say f u peasants anymore loudly...
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u/Fabulous-Advice895 9d ago
I hear it but when such a large swathe of your population are cheering on the killer, echoing his desires and intents, which isnât as prevalent with âpeasantâ murders, this is kinda the only option. They wouldnât have even thought that would be necessary if half of America wasnât mentally unwell that they believe people should be killed because; they disagree with their politics, beliefs or how wealthy they managed to become.
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u/Trenchmagg0t 9d ago
I agree murder is a terrible thing. However, how long should we attempt to change things for the betterment of the common person? Where every avenue is stimeied by legislation, delays/time, and money? The common person is left with little recourse.
Drastic action is taken by the few to spurn the masses. Sometimes, violence is the answer after diplomacy is exhausted. This is repeated through history in every empire.
The disconnect of "leaders" and "the people" becomes too wide that the divide causes a breaking point. Clash, then, is inevitable.
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u/Fabulous-Advice895 9d ago
The same people that want anarchy and that kind of uprising are far left and inherently want the police to stay out of everyoneâs business including the heinous criminals who commit the kinds of crimes youâre talking about. They slander and hate the police and donât believe they are fit to enforce the laws on them. They make it hard for police to do their job effectively by putting up barriers. Then complain when the crime isnât solved whilst simultaneously not âsnitchingâ, cooperating with the law, being helpful and inviting the police in to their communities willingly so they can clean up crime.
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u/RoyalTacos256 Streetkid 10d ago
Cyber terrorism has never looked so appealing (in cyberpunk trust)
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u/Fallen_Walrus 10d ago
You know I think I heard about 30 people talking about doing another one ... They may have been children and exaggerating and in a different state but I mean you never know what might save a life I just hope the overwhelming support and info supplied don't make the ceos nervous about how many people are planning things oh my no
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u/Big_Area2445 10d ago
We'll pay for this one way or another. My guess is paid advertisements during the 911 calls that all us worthless people use.
911 operator giving CPR instructions; "place your hands over the center of" "Your emergency service call will continue after a short word from this todays sponsor, Cotton Candy Flavored Pig Ass Lard, now made with 10% real pig ass!..."
I guess you could also go with the monthly subscription for fewer ads.
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u/EscapeUpper 10d ago
Sorry but wtf does this have to do with cyberpunk? Why this getting 7000 upvotes while regular posts get only a few hundred lol
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u/Hexx-Bombastus 10d ago
Would be a real shame if it were flooded with calls and made completely useless...
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u/Michelle-senpai Streetkid 9d ago
Don't see what my dumb profile pic has to do with this, but anyway, given that this is the cyberpunk sub I thought it would be understood that what I said wasn't 100% serious. Guess not though, I'll delete it.
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u/DankR3Mix 9d ago
Early stages, wait till we get shit like neurolinks or implanted bio monitors or even premium platinum united health insurance on your smart watch/fitbit , available only to the top 1% and high profile people obviously
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u/Fabulous-Advice895 9d ago
I like Cyberpunk and Destiny but both games unfortunately are filled with leftist nutcases. This comment section is an example of that.
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u/MantaRayStormcloud Splash of Love 9d ago
One of Cyberpunk's core motifs is that Capitalism is an evil destructive cycle. The world in the game as a whole is meant to represent the endpoint of unrestricted capitalism, where corporations have power and priority over human resources and rights.
This is a politically left viewpoint. Anyone who played the game and did not understand this is very dumb.
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