r/cyberpunkgame Splash of Love 11d ago

Meta Well that didn't take long at all...

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u/aclark210 11d ago

I hope they do. This is ridiculous.

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u/Tabnam đŸ”„Beta Tester 🌈 11d ago

Hey man, how dare you speak out against the surveillance state! Any patriotic American would allow a camera in their toilet to stop Nazi’s committing another 9/11!

/jk

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u/Durenas 11d ago

Shine a camera up my ass, I got nothing to hide!

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u/Tabnam đŸ”„Beta Tester 🌈 11d ago

Let’s meet up ASAP, check your DMs

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u/SonOfEragon Cyberpsycho 10d ago

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u/ILoveHotStepMoms Black Unicorn 10d ago

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u/Durenas 10d ago

whoah man

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u/xSnambo 9d ago

Uh, mods, can I report this comment?

/s

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u/Vegetable-Cause8667 10d ago

So you ARE admitting that you are full of shit. Your wife would be proud. 😎

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u/notveryAI Quickhack addict 11d ago

OMG W MODS

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u/cosaboladh 10d ago

Nazis just took over the White House.

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u/Trenchmagg0t 9d ago

They're leaving soon...Trump is back baby!

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u/Blurg_BPM 10d ago

Add the number to telemarketers databases with a note to call multiple times a day

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u/Chill_Panda 11d ago

I mean realistically it’s going to be a private paid for service so only the CEOs and people of that like will get the contact. It’s not just gonna be open for everyone.

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u/i-am-schrodinger //no.future 11d ago

All it will take is one person figuring out what the phone number is.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 7d ago

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u/PuckNutty 10d ago

That's hilarious. How rich do you have to be to be on the list? Can you imagine rich New Yorkers flexing on each other because they got on the list "I'm so rich and powerful everyone wants to kill me. How about you?"

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u/the95th 10d ago

Or better yet, your stock tanks a little and you fall just under the cut off point. "sorry your net worth isn't 10 million eddies today better luck next time choom"

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u/Serier_Rialis the other one 10d ago

Thats full blown Cyberpunk TT dystopia, "Your claim is denied as your company no longer meets our service criteria. We wish you a swift death and/or recovery"

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u/GodwynDi 10d ago

Like the car emergency features that would turn off if you hadn't paid your bill?

We've been in the dystopia awhile, just waiting on tech to catch up.

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u/YaoiJesusAoba 10d ago

The what now? In cp 2077 right, not in real life, right? ... right?

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u/GodwynDi 10d ago

Nope, real. Couldn't find one discussing the safety features on a quick search, but I know I've read it before. Below is an article about shutting cars off remotely when the bills are late.

https://archive.nytimes.com/dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/09/24/miss-a-payment-good-luck-moving-that-car/

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u/galiumsmoke 9d ago

Its the world we're living in - Jamiroquai

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u/i-am-schrodinger //no.future 10d ago

Even a whitelist phone number can be ddosed by a dedicated actor. The future is indeed now.

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u/enaK66 10d ago

That's what netrunners are for choomba. It's not rocket science to spoof a number.

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u/Joan_sleepless 10d ago

I guarantee at least one of those whitelisted numbers will be SMS. Absurdly insecure protocol.

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u/LetTheBloodFlow Team Judy 10d ago

If it’s in any way connected to the police a FOIA request will be filed by someone before the ink’s dry on the installation invoice.

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u/GodwynDi 10d ago

The people who can afford it, can afford to make it private.

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u/Glass-Shelter-7396 10d ago

realistically it will be tax payer funded and expensive as hell.

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u/SteveThePurpleCat 10d ago

Finally, something trickling down.

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u/ChrisJSY 10d ago

"There's poor people, EVERYWHERE! HELP!"

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u/wildbutlazy 10d ago

considering it's reserved for the elite they might add massive fines for unserious calls

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u/JollyGreenGI 10d ago

The humble burner phone:

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u/WishAdditional6017 Burn Corpo shit 10d ago

But they're also tax deductible, because business expense

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u/Ocbard 10d ago

How do they check if you're a CEO, And what constitutes being a CEO. If you are the head of the chess club at school do you qualify for this?

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u/Nalivai 10d ago

It will cost couple millions per minute to call it

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u/UltimateFrisby 9d ago

I’m hoping it’s a bunch of “CEOs” of “small businesses” like the ones I kept seeing on Tinder (P.S. They all sold Herbalife)

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u/VeryGrumpyDad 11d ago

Automated answering machine with "We're sorry, but we're experiencing unusually high call volumes right now. Please stay on the line and we'll get to you as soon as we can." repeated forever.

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u/Sorry-Awareness-1444 11d ago

So it’s their own medicine. I like it.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/ViewtifulGene 10d ago

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER

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u/TheHeik 10d ago

I see what you did there


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u/Gr1mwolf 10d ago

I’m not sure I’d call that “high-end”, unless it’s just relative.

I believe Frontier Internet uses them, and while it took me a while to be sure I was talking to AI, they also just straight up lie about the service and various questions you might have.

Typical AI “confidently wrong” stuff, except tied to legal and financial issues without actually telling you you’re talking to an AI that might not know what it’s talking about.

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u/cremeliquide 10d ago

oh that's ominous, i love it

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u/CohesiveMocha34 11d ago

Are our peasant helplines too poor for them or something

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u/HorseSpeaksInMorse 11d ago

Obviously, they're used to getting special treatment from the legal system so why wouldn't they expect emergency services to bump them to the top of the queue over some silly thing like a school shooting.

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u/RealityHasArrived89 11d ago edited 11d ago

Set up a bot and inundate it with calls.
Do your civic duty.

Edit: civic not civil

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u/Tabnam đŸ”„Beta Tester 🌈 11d ago

Set up a bot

Reddit HQ liked this comment

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u/RealityHasArrived89 11d ago

Thank you. Finally my life is complete with Reddit HQ's approval.
Hopefully this flies in the cyberpunk sub :)
I am totally not a rogue AI.

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u/Canotic 10d ago

Someone set us up the bot.

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u/LetTheBloodFlow Team Judy 10d ago

Combine this with the comment above suggesting the calls be answered by an AI and we have Cyberpunk ouroboros: a machine wasting a machine’s time.

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u/GodwynDi 10d ago

So, every email server.

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u/notveryAI Quickhack addict 11d ago

Gig: Silent Voices

Gig type: Agent Saboteur

Target: Trauma Team VIP hotline

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u/qwertyee_275 10d ago

Every day we are fr getting one step closer to cyberpunk huh

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u/notveryAI Quickhack addict 10d ago

We are already in cyberpunk. We are just diving deeper into it.

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u/qwertyee_275 10d ago

Yeah but we're in the depressing version, with no cool robot body parts. So what's the point

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u/notveryAI Quickhack addict 10d ago

We already have bionic limbs, they're only gonna be getting more advanced as robotics develop

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u/qwertyee_275 10d ago

Exactly were getting closer. To the actual cool stuff happening

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u/YaoiJesusAoba 10d ago

Which is why I am quite happy lol. :)

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u/NoPresentationDone 10d ago

Which part of the dystopian cyberpunk makes you happy?

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u/Nuked0ut 10d ago

They don’t even have to recruit you anymore. They just show you the tech

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u/ResearcherTeknika 10d ago

Watchdogs, then.

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u/Ornery_Buffalo_ 10d ago

I keep saying over and over it's a good thing we don't have the cool cybernetics and AI. You couldn't afford to be borged out or even slightly chromed choom. And you don't want Adam Smashers and Morgan Blackhands and 'Saka ninjas running around killing people and keeping the masses afraid for the corps.

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u/Glass-Shelter-7396 10d ago

Objective: Burn Corpo Shit!

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u/Soulful-Sorrow 10d ago

So you're going straight for the corpo's sense of security? Finally, we're doing something worthwhile. Better be careful, V. If I've learned anything about hands-on activism, it's that the ones at the top don't like you taking a piece from their Jenga tower.

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u/Dycoth 11d ago

Technically, it's not that complicated to create a Trauma Team. Create a specialized private medical team, very expensive but with premium care, dispatched in big cities, with them waiting to intervene when a client report something (we are not yet able to automatically detect a flatline... but a connection to a smartwatch or such could be done).

A bit like private security companies that come to your house when the alarm goes off.

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u/Real-Weird-598 11d ago

Don’t give them ideas
. Hahah

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u/Silly_Illustrator_56 11d ago

And flying cars are also real.

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u/MrObsidian_ 11d ago

helicopters

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u/HorseSpeaksInMorse 11d ago

Flying cars were also a thing at one point:

Using a pinto wasn't the smartest move it turns out.

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u/So-many-ducks 11d ago

The pinto wasn’t the smartest move, full stop. Wings or not.

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u/Littlepage3130 10d ago

Yeah, choose the one car that actually can explode when it crashes.

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u/YaoiJesusAoba 10d ago

one big difference is that you won't get soldiers armed with machine guns XD (or flying ambulances)

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u/Dycoth 10d ago

What would prevent a IRL Trauma Team to be both a PMC and Private Health company ? 2-4 paramedics, 2-4 soldiers.

Completely clear and secured evacuation. Anywhere in the top 20 cities across USA.

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u/YaoiJesusAoba 10d ago

Give them a flying car ambulance and cool cyberpunk neon aesthetic and that would be kinda awesome to see tbh XD

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u/ExtremeGift 11d ago

I thought public services were communism? If they feel threatened, why not just hire private security? Always these freeloaders taking advantage of the society smh

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u/HorseSpeaksInMorse 11d ago

Ah but when they receive massive handouts from the government in the form of contracts and tax cuts they're "job creators" (please ignore the workplace abuses and mass layoffs). When a poor person gets one ten-thousandth of a percent of that it's welfare and we can't possibly afford it.

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u/emo_hooman 10d ago

That's only if it's meant to serve the poor

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u/FrankPisssssss 11d ago

Imagine if Brian Thompson had a number he could call after being murdered.

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u/N81T 11d ago

Who we paying to do fuck all on that phone ?

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u/Aenuvas 11d ago

In a way i love that we go even more full on Cyberpunk now... at least we get a somewhat cool Dystopy. While i allways would have liked it more to go for one of the possible Utopias... :P

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u/HorseSpeaksInMorse 11d ago

Modern healthcare, legal systems and working practices are already pretty dystopian, it just doesn't look like Blade Runner. In case you missed it the Supreme Court recently that the President is immune to criminal prosecution, meaning a convicted felon is about to become genuinely above the law.

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u/Aenuvas 10d ago

Well, with the corporate takeover from Musk buying the USA its a big step in the "right" direction. Also: Elon and Neurolink... đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž
Pretty sure he includes the soulkiller program in every unit shiped when ready.

And well, while i am aware of the state of those systems in the USA i am glad to have a bit of space to look at it from a more comfortable possition in germany. While of course there is MUCH to improve over here too.

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u/GodwynDi 10d ago

Trump isn't a convicted felon. Your ignorance tells me all I need to know.

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u/ahlhelm 10d ago

He was convicted of felonies. Not being sentenced does not make him not a convicted felon.

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u/GodwynDi 10d ago

No, he wasn't. Actually check the law instead of parroting the biased media.

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u/rxellipse 10d ago

Here's the indictment:

https://www.manhattanda.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Donald-J.-Trump-Indictment.pdf

Verdict sheet listing 34 guilty verdicts:

https://www.nycourts.gov/LegacyPDFS/press/PDFs/Trump-Verdict-Sheet.pdf

New York State Penal Code:

https://www.nysenate.gov/legislation/laws/PEN/175.10

The relevant bit, emphasis mine:

Falsifying business records in the first degree is a class E felony.

Facts seem to support that Trump is a 34x felon. I know you aren't arguing in good faith, and I think it's sad that you have committed to debasing yourself in this way. You know the truth and you should feel at least a small amount of shame for what you tried to do here.

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u/GodwynDi 10d ago

None of those is a conviction.

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u/rxellipse 10d ago

No, you're wrong about that. New York State defines what constitutes a conviction:

https://ww2.nycourts.gov/COURTS/nyc/criminal/glossary.shtml#Conviction

Conviction - When the court enters a plea of guilty or a finding of guilt by a jury or the Court.

Your argument also flies in the face of common understanding of what a conviction is:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conviction

conviction
noun
con·​vic·​tion kən-ˈvik-shən
Synonyms of conviction

1: the act or process of finding a person guilty of a crime especially in a court of law

You're wrong here, your prior arguments are worthless and you have offered nothing in support of them, you're a proven liar, and anything you say in response can be duly ignored as a result.

It's not entirely your fault - you're merely parroting what someone else told you is true - your fault merely lies with your inability to discern truth from fiction. That you can be so easily misled and manipulated by others is something of which you should be ashamed (and should strive to rectify), but I suspect you don't possess the capacity for the introspection necessary to do so.

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u/SYLOH 10d ago

Maybe /r/ABoringDystopia might get more interesting.

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u/shootdawoop 10d ago

idk were pretty boring rn, maybe when Elon musk goes full blon bribe the government for everything then it'll get more interesting, that's gonna happen btw, Elon has already started by buying trump, soon he'll buy the moon

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u/0ttoChriek 11d ago

This is what the police in the US were established to do, after all - protect the property and lives of the wealthy.

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u/Bright-Koala6973 9d ago

Deny, Defend, Depose

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u/bolivar-shagnasty 11d ago

With how many “CEOs” I see on LinkedIn, I can’t imagine this hotline working out well.

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u/life_lagom 11d ago

Art imitates life, life imitates art.

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u/CYKACHU_TR 10d ago

we got irl trauma team before gta6

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u/xCanadaDry 10d ago

Ha, I didn't read what sub this was, I instantly said "Trauma Team?!" To myself. I'm not disappointed

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u/P33h0L3GoBrR 10d ago

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u/Ornery_Buffalo_ 10d ago

What a hilariously detailed edit. The neon on his hat is just the best finishing touch.

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u/Tenziru 10d ago

all that is going to do is teach people not to make threats and just do it i guess people are stupid but then again avg people are just as stupid so idk.

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u/EminemLovesGrapes Quadra 10d ago

New York

Ah, CEO town. The same town where companies buy bricks in order to launder their own money. They don't even live there, empty apartments.

And if they do live there fuck going through traffic. Lets take our private helicopter and just fly over that garbage. AC? No issue, we'll fly back to our estate.

If that isn't Cyberpunk I don't know what is.

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u/munchley 10d ago

This is the closest we've come to class solidarity in decades. We can't let up, they are finally afraid!

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u/BeerTimeGamer 11d ago

Boomers will make any excuse to schedule a fooking meeting about some useless idea.

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u/whats_you_doing 10d ago

Calling 912: Operater here, what is your emergency.
CEO of CEO killer group: I have been targetted by some team and need help on that.

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u/Mail540 Nomad 10d ago

They really brought back police public call boxes lmao

The box Dr who travels in was a real thing but it was locked and only local business owners got the key. Poors have to sort out their problems on their own

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u/foodank012018 10d ago

How would a number like this have helped CEO guy?

Also something something, two Americas.

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u/mattsani 11d ago

So who's starting trauma team

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u/Techn0ght 10d ago

Instead of 912, CEO's should get 910, because they come first.

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u/OhBoyItsPartyTimeNow 10d ago

Corpos gonna corpo.

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u/TheRealPTR 10d ago

Ooo
 first step towards the creation of a Cyberpunk-ish Trauma Team :-)

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u/EbonyEngineer 10d ago

Wouldn't it be so cool to play as Trauma Unit?

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u/onlyeightfingers 10d ago

0118999881999119725 3

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u/nowiforgotmypassword 10d ago

“I’ve had a bit of a tumble.”

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u/Starman0321 10d ago

whos taxes is payig that?

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u/godtin-4549 10d ago

Yep real life trauma team

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u/JayFPS 10d ago

Everyday we get a step closer to CP.

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u/Ornery_Buffalo_ 10d ago

Jesse something something don't abbreviate CP something something

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u/Droid85 10d ago

Who do they think is gonna work there? Other billionaires?

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u/SteveThePurpleCat 10d ago

Another school shooting? Get over it.

CEOs feel threatened after 1 death? Get me a helpline and SWAT now!

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u/Trenchmagg0t 10d ago edited 9d ago

NY spent more resources and manpower to capture and kill a squirrel then they do to investigate an average citizens murder. Now one CEO gets offed and they get a special emergency hot line.

If this dosent say f u peasants anymore loudly...

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u/Fabulous-Advice895 9d ago

I hear it but when such a large swathe of your population are cheering on the killer, echoing his desires and intents, which isn’t as prevalent with “peasant” murders, this is kinda the only option. They wouldn’t have even thought that would be necessary if half of America wasn’t mentally unwell that they believe people should be killed because; they disagree with their politics, beliefs or how wealthy they managed to become.

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u/Trenchmagg0t 9d ago

I agree murder is a terrible thing. However, how long should we attempt to change things for the betterment of the common person? Where every avenue is stimeied by legislation, delays/time, and money? The common person is left with little recourse.

Drastic action is taken by the few to spurn the masses. Sometimes, violence is the answer after diplomacy is exhausted. This is repeated through history in every empire.

The disconnect of "leaders" and "the people" becomes too wide that the divide causes a breaking point. Clash, then, is inevitable.

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u/Fabulous-Advice895 9d ago

The same people that want anarchy and that kind of uprising are far left and inherently want the police to stay out of everyone’s business including the heinous criminals who commit the kinds of crimes you’re talking about. They slander and hate the police and don’t believe they are fit to enforce the laws on them. They make it hard for police to do their job effectively by putting up barriers. Then complain when the crime isn’t solved whilst simultaneously not “snitching”, cooperating with the law, being helpful and inviting the police in to their communities willingly so they can clean up crime.

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u/WITCHAD 11d ago

We got Traumateam before gta6

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u/UnhappyStrain 10d ago

PP - Proletariat Protection

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u/zax1133 10d ago

Where's my hotline to report greedy CEOs killing my family with paperwork?

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u/VEC7OR 10d ago

And there I thought 'they should call trauma team', then I looked at the sub it was posted to.

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u/RoyalTacos256 Streetkid 10d ago

Cyber terrorism has never looked so appealing (in cyberpunk trust)

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u/Fallen_Walrus 10d ago

You know I think I heard about 30 people talking about doing another one ... They may have been children and exaggerating and in a different state but I mean you never know what might save a life I just hope the overwhelming support and info supplied don't make the ceos nervous about how many people are planning things oh my no

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u/Albatraous 10d ago

Dont they have their private security anyway?

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u/Separate-Bicycle-713 10d ago

Does this belong in this subreddit?

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u/Mike_Drone 10d ago

Listen to the crowd and you won't have to fear for your life.

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u/randomredditjohnny 10d ago

If anyone founded a “trauma team” they’d be rich as fuck tbh

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u/Big_Area2445 10d ago

We'll pay for this one way or another. My guess is paid advertisements during the 911 calls that all us worthless people use.

911 operator giving CPR instructions; "place your hands over the center of" "Your emergency service call will continue after a short word from this todays sponsor, Cotton Candy Flavored Pig Ass Lard, now made with 10% real pig ass!..."

I guess you could also go with the monthly subscription for fewer ads.

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u/Tactical__Potato 10d ago

So you mean the NON-EMERGENCY LINE ?!? except it's not for the poors

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u/EscapeUpper 10d ago

Sorry but wtf does this have to do with cyberpunk? Why this getting 7000 upvotes while regular posts get only a few hundred lol

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u/darkkite 10d ago

the suspected killer just got charged with terrorism.

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u/EscapeUpper 9d ago

I didn’t see the second pic lol

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u/TwinklingStarlight 10d ago

We got trauma team in real life before GTA 6

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u/LivingWindXYZ 8d ago

Wonder how long before we get The Scavs next!

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u/combustibledaredevil 10d ago

I wanted a Star Trek future this is bullshit

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u/Conduit_Fetch 10d ago

Can't wait for Trauma Team irl

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u/Hexx-Bombastus 10d ago

Would be a real shame if it were flooded with calls and made completely useless...

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u/Anonymous75394 Judy & The Aldecaldos 10d ago

Burn corpo shit

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u/rulerJ101 10d ago

Most normal new york moment

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u/SixtyN42 9d ago

Or just call 911 like everyone else has to?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/Michelle-senpai Streetkid 9d ago

Don't see what my dumb profile pic has to do with this, but anyway, given that this is the cyberpunk sub I thought it would be understood that what I said wasn't 100% serious. Guess not though, I'll delete it.

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u/DankR3Mix 9d ago

Early stages, wait till we get shit like neurolinks or implanted bio monitors or even premium platinum united health insurance on your smart watch/fitbit , available only to the top 1% and high profile people obviously

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u/Fabulous-Advice895 9d ago

I like Cyberpunk and Destiny but both games unfortunately are filled with leftist nutcases. This comment section is an example of that.

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u/MantaRayStormcloud Splash of Love 9d ago

One of Cyberpunk's core motifs is that Capitalism is an evil destructive cycle. The world in the game as a whole is meant to represent the endpoint of unrestricted capitalism, where corporations have power and priority over human resources and rights.

This is a politically left viewpoint. Anyone who played the game and did not understand this is very dumb.