Well that didn't take long at all...

[u/MantaRayStormcloud]

[u/aclark210 → u/[deleted]]

I hope they do. This is ridiculous.

[u/Tabnam → u/aclark210]

Hey man, how dare you speak out against the surveillance state! Any patriotic American would allow a camera in their toilet to stop Nazi’s committing another 9/11!

^/jk

[u/Durenas → u/Tabnam]

Shine a camera up my ass, I got nothing to hide!

[u/Tabnam → u/Durenas]

Let’s meet up ASAP, check your DMs

[u/SonOfEragon → u/Tabnam]

[u/ILoveHotStepMoms → u/Tabnam]

[u/Durenas → u/Tabnam]

whoah man

[u/xSnambo → u/Tabnam]

Uh, mods, can I report this comment?

/s

[u/roachy1017 → u/Durenas]

[u/Vegetable-Cause8667 → u/Durenas]

So you ARE admitting that you are full of shit. Your wife would be proud. 😎

[u/notveryAI → u/Tabnam]

OMG W MODS

[u/cosaboladh → u/Tabnam]

Nazis just took over the White House.

[u/Trenchmagg0t → u/cosaboladh]

They're leaving soon...Trump is back baby!

[u/Blurg_BPM → u/aclark210]

Add the number to telemarketers databases with a note to call multiple times a day

[u/Chill_Panda → u/[deleted]]

I mean realistically it’s going to be a private paid for service so only the CEOs and people of that like will get the contact. It’s not just gonna be open for everyone.

[u/i-am-schrodinger → u/Chill_Panda]

All it will take is one person figuring out what the phone number is.

[u/PuckNutty → u/[deleted]]

That's hilarious. How rich do you have to be to be on the list? Can you imagine rich New Yorkers flexing on each other because they got on the list "I'm so rich and powerful everyone wants to kill me. How about you?"

[u/the95th → u/PuckNutty]

Or better yet, your stock tanks a little and you fall just under the cut off point. "sorry your net worth isn't 10 million eddies today better luck next time choom"

[u/Serier_Rialis → u/the95th]

Thats full blown Cyberpunk TT dystopia, "Your claim is denied as your company no longer meets our service criteria. We wish you a swift death and/or recovery"

[u/GodwynDi → u/Serier_Rialis]

Like the car emergency features that would turn off if you hadn't paid your bill?

We've been in the dystopia awhile, just waiting on tech to catch up.

[u/YaoiJesusAoba → u/GodwynDi]

The what now? In cp 2077 right, not in real life, right? ... right?

[u/GodwynDi → u/YaoiJesusAoba]

Nope, real. Couldn't find one discussing the safety features on a quick search, but I know I've read it before. Below is an article about shutting cars off remotely when the bills are late.

https://archive.nytimes.com/dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/09/24/miss-a-payment-good-luck-moving-that-car/

[u/galiumsmoke → u/Serier_Rialis]

Its the world we're living in - Jamiroquai

[u/i-am-schrodinger → u/[deleted]]

Even a whitelist phone number can be ddosed by a dedicated actor. The future is indeed now.

[u/enaK66 → u/[deleted]]

That's what netrunners are for choomba. It's not rocket science to spoof a number.

[u/Joan_sleepless → u/[deleted]]

I guarantee at least one of those whitelisted numbers will be SMS. Absurdly insecure protocol.

[u/LetTheBloodFlow → u/i-am-schrodinger]

If it’s in any way connected to the police a FOIA request will be filed by someone before the ink’s dry on the installation invoice.

[u/GodwynDi → u/LetTheBloodFlow]

The people who can afford it, can afford to make it private.

[u/Glass-Shelter-7396 → u/Chill_Panda]

realistically it will be tax payer funded and expensive as hell.

[u/SteveThePurpleCat → u/Chill_Panda]

Finally, something trickling down.

[u/ChrisJSY → u/[deleted]]

"There's poor people, EVERYWHERE! HELP!"

[u/wildbutlazy → u/[deleted]]

considering it's reserved for the elite they might add massive fines for unserious calls

[u/JollyGreenGI → u/wildbutlazy]

The humble burner phone:

[u/WishAdditional6017 → u/wildbutlazy]

But they're also tax deductible, because business expense

[u/Ocbard → u/[deleted]]

How do they check if you're a CEO, And what constitutes being a CEO. If you are the head of the chess club at school do you qualify for this?

[u/Nalivai → u/[deleted]]

It will cost couple millions per minute to call it

[u/UltimateFrisby → u/[deleted]]

I’m hoping it’s a bunch of “CEOs” of “small businesses” like the ones I kept seeing on Tinder (P.S. They all sold Herbalife)