r/cats • u/emotionallasagna • Nov 14 '24

Advice New office cat needs a name!

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No idea if it's a he or a she. Lives in the neighbourhood and comes in our office to chill during working hours.

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u/OwnerOfHappyCat Nov 14 '24

Be honest, you all will call it Kitty anyway

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u/TomrummetsKald Nov 14 '24

I think Toner would be appropriate for an office kitty.

Every office needs Toner

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u/JuanezSanchez Nov 14 '24

Tony maybe

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u/MainFunctions Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

Tony Toner?

EDIT: Tony “Two-Tone” Toner

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u/HugMeWhenYoureUp Nov 15 '24

you can walk around going "Tust tust tsut Tony. Ta ta ta Two tone, where ya' at void cat?' gently under your breath until he appears to mark love you

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u/A_Firm_Sandwich Nov 14 '24

I suggest a compromise. Tone, spoken in a stereotypical NY Italian-American accent

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u/ph0t0n Nov 15 '24

Is he Canadian, could be Tone-eh?

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u/shewy92 Nov 15 '24

Toni if a girl cat

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u/bananaamethyst Nov 14 '24

And he's black like black ink. This is the best one

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u/verygroot1 Nov 15 '24

Hard R Toner

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u/bambipaws Nov 14 '24

Wait i love this one

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u/Loustalet5 Nov 14 '24

What about officer

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u/timetravelwithsneks Nov 15 '24

Yes! Like laserjet ink toner! ☝️ 👏

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u/Chilly_0556 Nov 15 '24

All this sounds like to me is Stoner. Coz that’s my cats nickname

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u/Wittiest8theist Nov 15 '24

Take the “black ink” concept one step further and call him Tony! Toni! Toné, which is a black R&B group from the 90s 😹

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u/bayliss3 Nov 15 '24

Toner has to be the perfect name