r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Specialist-Wave-8423 • 6d ago

WCGW, or what he was thinking

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u/KayakingATLien 6d ago

Why morons can’t be left unattended

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u/SEA_griffondeur 6d ago

interesting calling college math students morons

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u/Bronek0990 6d ago

As someone who had to teach college math students, I can tell you, DnD had it right with separating Wisdom and Intelligence scores

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u/big_guyforyou 6d ago

intelligence is knowing how to stack desks, wisdom is knowing you shouldn't

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u/CjBoomstick 6d ago

Constitution is surviving the process

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u/angrytreestump 6d ago edited 6d ago

I feel like this is one of those scenarios where a DM would way over-represent the threat of this situation because they saw Million Dollar Baby one time 20 years ago, and assign any roll under 10 to be an instant neck-breaking death for the player falling from 5 feet off the ground in the mighty desk tower collapse of NorthwestMathClass-ia 😆

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u/Tallywort 6d ago

And dexterity is landing on your feet when it happens.