r/SelfAwarewolves 6d ago

Come on, dude, you’re so close

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u/DarthArtero 6d ago

I read that three times and I still have no idea what they're trying to say.

Are they saying that writers who use LGBTQ+ characters lack empathy? That's the part I can't wrap my brain around.

The same writers also actively refuse to understand racist transphobic incel chuds??

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u/BitOBear 6d ago

You can sum it up with one sentiment: "I know you are but what am I"

The longer translation is:

I'm not the one obsessed with gay and trans people and keeping them out of literature you're the one obsessed with putting them in and if you would just be un-obsessed like I'm not at all obsessed, then none of us would be obsessed because there would only be straight people in the books and movies.

If these woke writers would just understand that their entire audience is entirely straight and only wants to hear about straight things then we wouldn't have to have this conversation.

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u/Suitable-Pride9589 6d ago

I felt there was some projection going on with this one. "Hypergay" this guy is processing in real time, hopefully has irl support.

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u/a3wagner 6d ago

Hypergay

Sigh... okay everyone, we have to add another letter.

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u/seaQueue 6d ago

Sign me up for the hypergay agenda, I could use a good hyperbrunch with bottomless hypermimosas this weekend

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u/salanaland 6d ago

Hey bottoms are important too!

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u/NightofTheLivingZed 5d ago

A bottomfull, then.

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u/PixelPuzzler 5d ago

Hypergay hyperspace hypercommunism

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u/seaQueue 5d ago

Fully automated hyperluxury hypergay hyperspace hypercommunism

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u/Thyme4LandBees 5d ago

Fully hyper-automated hyperluxury hypergay hyperspace hypercommunism.

The word hyper has lost all meaning.

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u/keyblade_crafter 6d ago

Its like in paper mario. Hypergays get double attack/defense power

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u/KiijaIsis 6d ago

The hyper gay makes this post self aware on multiple levels

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u/Vyzantinist 6d ago

If these woke writers would just understand that their entire audience is entirely straight and only wants to hear about straight things then we wouldn't have to have this conversation.

This is a commonly overlooked component of their grievance. They think conservative chuds are the "core audience" or "real fans" of an IP. It's part of their "silent majority" delusion where they believe they're the default.

I see this most egregiously in the Warhammer 40k community, where the reactionary element of the fandom are a loud minority who genuinely believe 90%+ of the community is just like them. They have a conniption fit every time a character is shown or described as anything other than a straight, white, male and their rhetoric turns to "why would Games Workshop hate their fans so???" They fundamentally cannot puzzle out the company has not crashed and burned, and diversity representation is only growing, because there are more people in the community, than them, who are happy with such things or simply do not care.

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u/BitOBear 6d ago

Will Warhammer 40K is very appealing the masculine modern fantasy. Real men with real guns fighting real wars forever because rah.

I've never liked the grim dark for grim dark's sake fantasy worlds. It has always wreaked of some corner case of quote real masculinity quote. Not just Warhammer 40K but the entire subgenre.

This is also why it's terrible to try to play D&D or other role-playing games when one of the characters wants to be "the loner" . The dark and brooding character that's truly the main character even if no one else knows they're really the main character.

t's actually why I never had trouble understanding the concept of toxic masculinity. I watched it Express itself in statistics on a character sheet or measure the little distances between the dolls far too many times since I started playing these games in 1977.

And Lord save us from the anime cat girl characters "that only a true man can dominate" being played by a man child named Francis who can only dominate a cat girl by controlling her character sheet,

So with those as your gatekeepers and your loudest and largest paying demographic it's easy to overlook the tens of dozens of other demographics that cumulative reform the actual market.

Turns out there is no core demographic if your game doesn't blow donkey balls.

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u/Vyzantinist 6d ago

This is also why it's terrible to try to play D&D or other role-playing games when one of the characters wants to be "the loner" . The dark and brooding character that's truly the main character even if no one else knows they're really the main character.

Hahahaha you just brought up some memories of when I was DM for my gaming group back in the day. Thanks for the snort-laugh!

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u/BitOBear 6d ago

The other killer trope was that we had one guy who would wander in and out of our group who would join the game and then refuse to play the main conceit of the campaign.

For instance we play a campaign where the main characters find themselves drawn to each other from across the globe and this guy, this terrible player dude, bringing the entire time, talks about how he's not going. Like he wants to have an entire separate plot line where he was the smart one who didn't go or whatever.

I never understood why it kept letting that guy come back into any games. He just thought it was the cleverest possible thing to subvert the game.

You could be playing a dragon slayer campaign and his character just doesn't believe in dragons or something.

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u/Vyzantinist 6d ago

I was lucky not to have railroaders like that. If someone tried to go "off script" I'd spank them back on track. See, my leverage was literally no one else in our social milieu could be bothered to DM - they wanted to show off their edgy, brooding, outcast characters xD

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u/BitOBear 6d ago

It wasn't even about railroading. He was trying to subvert the inciting incident.

Literally the DM says "each of you has woken up with a strange ability or unexpected strength and you feel this urge, this compulsion to converge on St petersburg."

"Well I'm not going to go and you can't make me."

It's like refusing to go to the tavern where everybody is supposed to meet for the first time because my character doesn't drink or something.

DM: This is going to be a mystery and heist taking place on an interstellar Cruise ship. ... GRINNING TOOL: Well I'm going to stay at home because my character hates cruise ships and vacationing.

There was no railroad in the campaign, he was literally trying to fort the framing device and demanding that we keep cutting away to his character puttering around the house or whatever.

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u/Vyzantinist 6d ago edited 6d ago

Lol I'd just ask them why they're playing if they're gonna be that way?

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u/BitOBear 6d ago

You and me both. Like I said I had no idea why he kept getting invited back. He was a nice enough guy but he just grinned the entire time he was trying to submarine the game. I wasn't the person in charge of the group so it wasn't like I had the ability to veto his presence.

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u/BitOBear 6d ago

Were you ever in a group where at least half the group wanted to be the loner and they would just spend the sessions trying to out-brood each other?

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u/Vyzantinist 6d ago

Never near half, thankfully, haha but I did meet a few with cookie cutter character types; trench coats, shades at night, names like "Katana", mysterious dark past and no friends lol. It was the very early 00s, as well, so everything had to be edgy.

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u/NightofTheLivingZed 5d ago

The Matrix was still wildly popular then. I wanted a trenchcoat so bad but my grandparents were like, "them columbine shooters wore those things. You're not getting one."

I'm glad I didn't because stoner, skater, punk hair, and an unbuttoned button-up and wife beater tank top combo made me popular... Lol

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u/AttitudeAndEffort2 5d ago

"Now if you'll excuse me, i have some transgender porn i have to go watch"

https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/

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u/Revegelance 6d ago

Or, if you would just give me what I want, I wouldn't have to scream all the time.

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u/mathemusica 6d ago

Omg thank you for translating.

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u/CanadianHorseGal 6d ago

🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️ There’s the answer!