r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/ThePurpleAster • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petaaaah?

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 1d ago

I love how condoms are 100%, but they have to say 99% because humans are dumb

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 1d ago

it can break thus not perfect in all situations

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u/Technique_shoe 1d ago

It breaks when you use it incorrectly

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u/This_Seaweed4607 1d ago

Wdym incorrectly you just wear it like you are wearing socks to your feet. How can you do that incorrectly

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u/Blasulz1234 1d ago

You have to pinch the end when putting it on so there's no air in it. That can cause it to tear, also if you have wrinkles in it or when you punch a hole through it. All have been done before, believe it or not

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u/Mousazz 1d ago

Some guys are stupid enough to try and beat the odds, so they put on more than 1 condom at once, hoping that the probability would be additive. However, what it actually does is introduce friction between the two condoms, increasing the likelihood of tearing them instead.

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 1d ago

It breaks because humans are dumb.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 1d ago

true but it has to be human-operated, also the material can degraded over time even if sealed

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 1d ago

There's an expiration date.... So it's still "humans are dumb."

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u/Kellei2983 1d ago

that's just purely theoretical, but let's introduce this little practical concept called "horny"