r/HolUp • u/ItzCondor • Sep 14 '22

peak ingenuity

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u/Material-Bag833 Sep 15 '22

First we should plant listening devices in the trees and learn their language so we can make our giant light god more relatable to them!

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u/ChrisWolfling Sep 15 '22

Make it a whole reality series where they give the people different things and see how they react. Like one day drop a box full of light sabers, the next launch fireworks from a helicopter, then send an animatronic Dinosaur on a suicide mission...

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u/ChillyBearGrylls Sep 15 '22

Or a bottle of Coke, since we must be crazy

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

Don't need to poision them so soon

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

It’s empty, don’t worry

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u/RevolutionaryAct6931 Sep 15 '22

That already washed up like yesterday, we need something interesting

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u/BackedStop Sep 15 '22

Fell from a plane.

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u/FlyingPotato25 Sep 15 '22

How about a pepsi bottle?