Make it a whole reality series where they give the people different things and see how they react. Like one day drop a box full of light sabers, the next launch fireworks from a helicopter, then send an animatronic Dinosaur on a suicide mission...
Dropping off stuff has been done before, they systematically destroy everything from the outside world.
They really don't want anything to do with us, and I don't blame them. Especially because of the precedent. They're not actually uncontacted, but the first and last time they had actual contact with the outside was with 19th century colonialists. So that wasn't a great experience.
Make the series last 10 seasons and end it with the tribe finally being integrated with the rest of humanity.
30 years later start apologizing profusely to their offspring for fucking with their parents and disrespecting their culture, but everytime you do add "yo that TV show was lit though" and air reruns every year.
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u/Material-Bag833 Sep 15 '22
First we should plant listening devices in the trees and learn their language so we can make our giant light god more relatable to them!