r/CuratedTumblr • u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay • 17d ago

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u/big_guyforyou 17d ago

well it's not like they just make shit up. new york times isn't like "today, the 33rd of fleptember, the emperor of kerflofflestan, pomodoro III, announced that his space agency will be sending a wooden ship to uranus"

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 17d ago

Bro, why are you spoiling us about tomorrow's news! D:

"announced that his space agency will be sending a wooden ship to uranus"

A very original way to say he is going to fuck you with a wooden dildo, tbf.

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u/Khaldara 17d ago

They’re really desperate to get a partisan angle on it despite the fact fucking everyone who has ever interacted with it despises the for profit healthcare industry. You can smell the stupid desperation behind the parent media organizations applying spin on so many of these stories lately.

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u/HugeObligation8338 17d ago

I think I saw that on Fox News or MSNBC last Wednesday 

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u/Kriegian 17d ago

Nah you must be thinking of the Tucker Carlson Show.

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u/UnlawfulStupid 16d ago

As a proud Keflofflestanian I wholeheartedly support His Imperial Majesty's efforts in improving our space program.