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[u/dacoolestguy]

The Article????

[u/theLanguageSprite → u/dacoolestguy]

Thank you for posting the actual article because there is no other way I would have believed it was real

[u/big_guyforyou → u/theLanguageSprite]

i thought nbc news had higher standards than this

[u/theLanguageSprite → u/big_guyforyou]

news organizations have standards? I thought that was just a thing that Aaron Sorkin made up to sell television shows

[u/big_guyforyou → u/theLanguageSprite]

well it's not like they just make shit up. new york times isn't like "today, the 33rd of fleptember, the emperor of kerflofflestan, pomodoro III, announced that his space agency will be sending a wooden ship to uranus"

[u/runetrantor → u/big_guyforyou]

Bro, why are you spoiling us about tomorrow's news! D:

"announced that his space agency will be sending a wooden ship to uranus"

A very original way to say he is going to fuck you with a wooden dildo, tbf.

[u/Khaldara → u/big_guyforyou]

They’re really desperate to get a partisan angle on it despite the fact fucking everyone who has ever interacted with it despises the for profit healthcare industry. You can smell the stupid desperation behind the parent media organizations applying spin on so many of these stories lately.

[u/HugeObligation8338 → u/big_guyforyou]

I think I saw that on Fox News or MSNBC last Wednesday 

[u/Kriegian → u/HugeObligation8338]

Nah you must be thinking of the Tucker Carlson Show.

[u/UnlawfulStupid → u/big_guyforyou]

As a proud Keflofflestanian I wholeheartedly support His Imperial Majesty's efforts in improving our space program.