r/CuratedTumblr • u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay • 17d ago

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u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay 17d ago

The Article????

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u/GenericTrashyBitch 17d ago

“CEO slaying” is a wild and way more badass title than they probably intended it to be

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u/Andalite-Nothlit 17d ago

Yeah, cause it’s reminiscent of dragon slaying. And in a way aren’t CEOs dragons, hoarders of wealth?

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 17d ago

Dont insult dragons like that, they have more morals than a ceo.

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u/complete_your_task 17d ago

Ya, most dragons only kill people who bother them. CEOs are much more indiscrimate.

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u/owls_unite threat to the monarchy 🔥 16d ago

Plus I think someone proved that Smaug would only be the 15th wealthiest American.

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 16d ago

Bro needs to learn to invest and make his gold generate more gold. /s

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u/CatnipCatmint If you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst 16d ago

They're also infinitely more fuckable

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u/peepopowitz67 16d ago

My favorite part about Shadowrun, is that CEOs are literal dragons. It just works so fantastically well.

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u/surfingbiscuits 16d ago

And often full of hot air

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u/Nirast25 17d ago

More like goblins.

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u/ThaneduFife 17d ago

I *like* some goblins

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u/lily_was_taken 17d ago

Goblin deez nuts

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u/ThaneduFife 16d ago

Are you my youngest sibling? Because they would totally make that joke.