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u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay 17d ago

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u/GenericTrashyBitch 17d ago

“CEO slaying” is a wild and way more badass title than they probably intended it to be

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u/Andalite-Nothlit 17d ago

Yeah, cause it’s reminiscent of dragon slaying. And in a way aren’t CEOs dragons, hoarders of wealth?

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 17d ago

Dont insult dragons like that, they have more morals than a ceo.

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u/complete_your_task 17d ago

Ya, most dragons only kill people who bother them. CEOs are much more indiscrimate.

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u/owls_unite threat to the monarchy 🔥 16d ago

Plus I think someone proved that Smaug would only be the 15th wealthiest American.

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 16d ago

Bro needs to learn to invest and make his gold generate more gold. /s

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u/CatnipCatmint If you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst 16d ago

They're also infinitely more fuckable

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u/peepopowitz67 16d ago

My favorite part about Shadowrun, is that CEOs are literal dragons. It just works so fantastically well.

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u/surfingbiscuits 16d ago

And often full of hot air

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u/Nirast25 17d ago

More like goblins.

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u/ThaneduFife 17d ago

I *like* some goblins

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u/lily_was_taken 17d ago

Goblin deez nuts

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u/ThaneduFife 16d ago

Are you my youngest sibling? Because they would totally make that joke.

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u/Taraxian 17d ago

Buffy theme intensifies

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u/DazedAndTrippy 17d ago

Bros definitely some kind of demon, surprised he didn't turn into ashes when the bullet hit

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u/Miami_Mice2087 17d ago

demon guys dont go poofy

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u/DazedAndTrippy 17d ago

A vampire considers itself a demon and they go "poof." Some also dissappear or melt entirely.

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u/Zepangolynn 16d ago

In the Buffyverse, vampires are looked down on by other demons as being impure, only part demon, and they're also the only ones that poof into dust. Other demons have variable death rules including melting, dissolving, vanishing, or being inconveniently fully present dead bodies. Other vampire media has different vampire rules.

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u/DazedAndTrippy 16d ago

Yes but I mean they are still demons, this is just semantics. A person's who's half Italian is still Italian. Hermione is still half wizard even if she's half mortal. Also vampires may be the only ones that turn into straight dust but a lot of them still go "poof" since you never said that to specifically mean turning into ashes. And yeah different stories have different rules for vampires but that's why I'm talking about Buffy because that's what the commenter was talking about.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 16d ago

"You die, and a demon sets up shop in your body." So it's sort of a post-mortem posession.

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u/DazedAndTrippy 16d ago

Yes, where a demon is in you and you lose your soul. You become a demon because there is now a demon living inside you. They're a demon that can only exist with a mortal form to aid them but a demon none the less.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 15d ago

The body is just a shell. It explodes bc when dead things are held in arrested decomposition (like in permafrost) and are thawed, they rapidly decompose.

The demon is like a bodyless spirit that takes over a dead body. "You" are gone, the demon is using your corpse as transport.

Star Trek TNG also played with this theory in First Contact and Voyager, by depicting the Borg as zombies kept mobile by machinery.

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 16d ago

I would wear the title of CEO Slayer with pride for my life. Like an MMO title above your name tag