r/worldnewsvideo • u/PlenitudeOpulence Plenty 🩺🧬💜 • Mar 24 '22

Feel-Good 😊 How to pick up a duck:

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u/jeepers12345678 Mar 24 '22

Why is this posted here?

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u/BannedFrom_rPolitics Mar 24 '22

Subreddit description and rules suggest that this is allowed and also relative. OP is even a moderator here.

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u/BananaBeanie Mar 24 '22

An accurate representation of the world.

Well, there's a description on under the subreddit name.

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u/SnakeGuy123 Mar 24 '22

I ask myself that every day

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

And we're still all here because we can't look away

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u/madmaxjr Mar 24 '22

Mods can we ban all these idiots that think this is a place for news?

“If it’s real and it happened, it can be posted.”

I don’t know what’s so difficult for all you smoothbrains to understand.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

But ducks are birds, and birds aren't real.

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u/Outrageous-Degree-26 Mar 24 '22

"In the Rig-Veda, the most ancient of Indian religious texts, a duck lays golden eggs on a nest built on the head of a thief, and the Finnish epic Kalevala describes a duck building a nest on the body of Ilmator (daughter of air) as she lies in the sea. The duck lays eggs that fall and crack open, the yolk forming earth and the rest the heavens, sun, moon, stars, and the clouds. In Sergei Prokofiev’s 1936 competition Peter and the Wolf, the little bird looked down at the duck: ‘What kind of bird are you if you can’t fly?’ said he. To this the duck replied: ‘What kind of bird are you if you can’t swim?’ and dived into the pond." - Victoria de Rijke, Duck

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u/Give_me_your_liver_ Mar 25 '22

this is most definitely important geopolitical news

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u/jeepers12345678 Mar 26 '22

They have the same color feet. That should help.