They're obviously not being serious, come on

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From the title I'm assuming OOP is referring to the first and third one

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2nd and 3rd, and they're clearly jokes

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Guy got flirted with by a teen student

That's 100% the first one.

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Yes, but one can safely assume they were meaning the 2nd & 3rd.

You think the 2nd scenario was more likely to happen, than the 1st?

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From the title I'm

Assumed OOP is referring

To the first and third one

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