r/wallstreetbets • u/orhan_drsn • 25d ago

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u/weaponized_teletubby I love WSB!🎄 25d ago

Imagine being piss drunk trading options at 3am, passing out, and then waking up a millionaire.

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u/94FnordRanger 25d ago

Imagine being a millionaire piss drunk trading options at 3am, passing out, and then waking up a hundredaire.

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u/sembias 25d ago

Straight to the top floor window and out.

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u/CapeTownMassive 25d ago

Most options traders don’t have to imagine that.

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u/hv876 25d ago

Cheap shot at ElonILov3you

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u/Far-Orange-3047 25d ago

That’s the spirit.

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u/Few_Bags 25d ago

That’s what you’ll dream that night while passed out, only to wake up again for real this time to your fucked up port

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u/BusGuilty6447 25d ago

Options trading outside of standard market open and close would be terrible. You could get hosed while you sleep. At least with the current setup, you can go to bed knowing how fucked you are.

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u/weaponized_teletubby I love WSB!🎄 25d ago

🤣🤣 true

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u/Ivettp831 25d ago

Or waking up to $0

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u/Random_Guy_47 25d ago

Imagine being piss drunk trading options at 3am, passing out, and then waking up and realising you were a millionaire an hour ago but now you're broke.

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u/New_Ad7422 25d ago

Yolo but win