r/wallstreetbets • u/orhan_drsn • 26d ago

News RIP sleep

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u/SocraticGoats 26d ago

Can't wait for a drunk hedge fund manager who found his wife in bed with the pool boy to tank the market at 3am after he finishes off the opus one bottle

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u/Careful_Aide6206 26d ago

I’ve seen my buddy at a top 3 HF trade shit in Japan/Australia on a smoke break at a warehouse rave while on acid and ketamine. Opus is sorta mid wine

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u/Zackattackrat 26d ago

Does your buddy get a lot of pussy in japan?

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u/Careful_Aide6206 26d ago

He owns a cat so yeah 👍. Also he doesn’t live in Japan, just trades their markets on east coast hours, I thought that was the context of this post

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u/Zackattackrat 26d ago

Ah fuck me