r/wallstreetbets • u/orhan_drsn • 26d ago

News RIP sleep

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u/gmesolider 26d ago

I left crypto market for sleep,now i have to left stock market too

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u/AdCreepy6464 26d ago

What is left then?

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u/OA12T2 26d ago

Your mom

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u/73firebird_ 26d ago

She is also 24h confirmed

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u/AdCreepy6464 26d ago

Sure! She is giving me the money she earns from you to invest in the stock market again - you ain't getting out of this.

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u/orhan_drsn 26d ago

This is Casino, Sir!

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u/SBSWrongSpeed 26d ago

Sports betting.

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u/Maxfunky 26d ago

You can try to corner the market on orange juice futures. Maybe just start gambling with your pals--little side bets.