r/wallstreetbets • u/orhan_drsn • 25d ago

News RIP sleep

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u/gmesolider 25d ago

I left crypto market for sleep,now i have to left stock market too

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u/acecant 25d ago

Just invest in European market to get some sleep!

SEC hates this trick

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u/Interesting-Seat471 25d ago

What do you mean?

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u/Ruadhilian 25d ago

Because we have strict rules about everything.

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u/mrfocus22 I speak Canadian 25d ago

Oi, you got a license to criticize the brits like that?

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u/anonymous8274838 25d ago

Pinky out while trading sir!

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u/AnotherThroneAway 25d ago

Tea-bagging bag holders

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u/Icy-Pomegranate-3574 25d ago

Good advice for charity

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u/New-Transition7164 25d ago

RWE AG. Just bought them at discount. Renewable works here better, as Trumps will shove oil and gas more....

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u/AnotherThroneAway 25d ago

Real question: I know dickall about European markets. Are there any barriers or important rules/regulations Americans should know about before dipping their toes into EU stocks?

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u/AdCreepy6464 25d ago

What is left then?

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u/OA12T2 25d ago

Your mom

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u/73firebird_ 25d ago

She is also 24h confirmed

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u/AdCreepy6464 25d ago

Sure! She is giving me the money she earns from you to invest in the stock market again - you ain't getting out of this.

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u/orhan_drsn 25d ago

This is Casino, Sir!

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u/SBSWrongSpeed 25d ago

Sports betting.

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u/Maxfunky 25d ago

You can try to corner the market on orange juice futures. Maybe just start gambling with your pals--little side bets.

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u/twopeopleonahorse 25d ago

Duh just leave the sleep market