r/touhou Kyouko Kasodani Apr 29 '24

Miscellaneous Every Country that has been mentioned/referenced to in touhou

Post image
662 Upvotes

145 comments sorted by

View all comments

35

u/ZaneElrick Apr 29 '24

I bet Cirno is America's representation. She doesn't know what is a kilometer too

13

u/Latter-Summer-5286 Kogasa Tatara Apr 29 '24

As an American, who can blame her! They combined the unit of distance (meter), with the large unit for weight (kilo) to get it! ... What? KiloGRAM? Now you're combining two units of weight- what do you mean they're for mass, not weight? (Grams measure the mass of an object, while pounds technically measure force- particularly the force applied by gravity... This means that if you're measuring on the moon instead of Earth, the proper measurement in pounds will change with gravity, while the measurement in grams stays the same.)

Psh, this is why Imperial (technically a combination of several fragmentary unit systems, thus the bizarre unit ratios) is so much better. Everyone knows that there's 12 inches to a foot (not the thing on the end of your leg), three feet to a yard (not the ground around your house), and 1,760 yards- 5280 feet- to a mile. As opposed to what? Ten millimeters to a centimeter, ten of them to a decameter, ten to them to a meter, ten meters to a decameter, Ten of decameters to a hectometer, ten hectometers to a kilometer? That's way too many units to remember all the multipliers! :V

/S as an American, I hate how accurate this is to some Americans' thought process. Imperial is an outdated abomination created by supergluing several smaller systems of measurement together; For example, miles (from the Romans) are meant for measuring long distances, while feet and inches are meant for measuring human-sized things- hence the bizarre 5000× multiplier.

9

u/yuikonnu_727 Apr 29 '24

imperial is better bro like imagine ordering a meterlong and a quarterkilogrammer for lunch

2

u/shininglauren yet another phantom musician Apr 29 '24

who the hell would eat something thats a full meter long

2

u/CheeseyTriforce Apr 29 '24

If it was a cheese steak I would probably do it

2

u/Kana_Anaberal Noisy one with a hat May 01 '24

Probably me! There's nothing in "my" fridge, so I have nothing to make. I need food. Now!

2

u/shininglauren yet another phantom musician May 01 '24

You can just go get some KFC.

Kutaka Fried Chicken, of course.

2

u/Kana_Anaberal Noisy one with a hat May 01 '24

Ah, then I need some money, but I can't even steal it from this broke-ass shrine "maiden"!..

2

u/shininglauren yet another phantom musician May 01 '24

I'll steal it with you from another shrine maiden then. You think Sanae's got enough money?

1

u/Kana_Anaberal Noisy one with a hat May 01 '24

Huh! Probably! At least because she looks way happier. On my way!