r/therewasanattempt • u/CantStopPoppin Poppin’ 🍿 • 4d ago

to go boating

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u/Colv758 4d ago edited 4d ago

“One person is missing”

So it’s still called “missing” even when a head injury off the dock on the way into the water is on camera?

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u/JackOfAllStraits 4d ago

Until you catch the sharks that finished the job, you never really know.

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u/Colv758 4d ago

Look for the shark with the amazed expression after having a cooked meal for the first time

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u/JackOfAllStraits 4d ago

It's got that nice sear...