Dream recipe for Lil' Sweeties
It came from a 50s style home and housekeeping magazine in a column:
"Looking to give a good friend of yours a good ribbing? Do you hate somebody and want them to pay for their existence? Then whip up a nice plate of Lil' Sweeties and let the fun begin!
Ingredients:
2 cups lard
1 cup sugar
1 package of cotton balls
Steps:
Melt the lard in a pan saucepan
When liquefied, mix in sugar, and stir until sugar is dissolved
Throw in your cotton balls, and soak them in the mixture until completely saturated.
Put the cotton balls in the freezer until solidified
Plate and serve, preferably alongside a bowl of Jellywobbles ( a dish which was never explained in the dream).
And there you have it, a nice plate of Lil' Sweeties! Did you make these? You dumbass, this was a joke! Don't make these, you moron!"
They're some sort of fake confection that you give to your friends as a prank. I will attempt them someday.