Man checks himself into hospital believing police were trying to kill him. After leaving hospital police K-9 attacks man, he's arrested and held for days [charged with evading arrest].

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A bootlicker and a homophobe, what a shocker. Probably an ammosexual too.

Be careful, guns gets slippery when they're covered in lube