r/pitchforkemporium Catalogger, Order of the Fork Feb 10 '15

The Catalog

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11b8q-6XBJ3y_655Tpr3gomBz3uycn8WYYiam3G2fUcg/edit?usp=sharing
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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

-------🎼

The musical pitchfork!

7

u/MildlyAgitatedBidoof Feb 10 '15

You forgot the Five-Pronger!

----X-

5

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Feb 10 '15

Nope, it's there. Search using your name.

4

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Feb 10 '15

Ok, so here is a list of every single pitchfork, torch, or hybrid that I know of. If you want one added to the catalog, hit me up and I'll add it.

6

u/TraizenHD Feb 10 '15

I'd like my Grossly Incandescent Sunlight Pitchfork added!

------+<§]E

Edit: Oh never mind. The original is already in there!

3

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Feb 10 '15

I added the incandescent version, and you are no longer a limited edition!

4

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '15

The good people of Reddit have a few more to add.

=====€ European reinforced model

#========$ For the rich and famous

8====D Rubber dildo variety

---ㅌ Simple Korean brand

2

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Apr 08 '15

Updated

2

u/neonyanderehotdogz |---D It's a fucking shovel. May 04 '15

Here's another one:

|---D A shovel, for those who can't afford a pitchfork.

1

u/manawesome326 Apr 28 '15

}<------->{ the double sided battlespear

1

u/neonyanderehotdogz |---D It's a fucking shovel. May 01 '15

0-----C++

I call it the programmer. Note the 2 cross-shaped prongs sticking out of the curved blade. Great for impaling.

1

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork May 02 '15

Updated

5

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '15

My tactical forks from the other thred:

▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一E

Shotfork

︻̷┻̿●═E

Tommy fork

︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─E

Machinefork

︻̷̿┻̿═━═━E

Railfork

/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿E

Dongerhawk

⌐╦╦═─E

Submachine Fork

▄︻̷̿┻̿═━━━━══E

Sniper Fork

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u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Apr 08 '15

Updated

2

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '15

Tyvm

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u/PitchforkEmporium -----🎷 Mar 27 '15 edited Mar 27 '15

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I'd like to call this the sarcastic pitchfork.

*edit: I'd also like to add one more:

卐------卐

Schindler's Pitchfork

2

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Mar 27 '15

Both added

3

u/ChubbiestThread D--------# Apr 28 '15

D----#

The Multi-Fork!

Can fork in all directions!

Comes with handle!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '15

----------l===== long prong pitcher

make it happen please!

1

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Feb 11 '15

Updated!

2

u/paradoxer99 CEO of PitchTruck Apr 27 '15 edited Apr 27 '15
       ______ 
     /

-----<

    \ ______

The Extra Long Double Prong (Just ignore the weird formatting thing)

2

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Apr 27 '15

Updated

1

u/paradoxer99 CEO of PitchTruck Apr 27 '15

There was supposed to be another part, i just fixed it up in my post

2

u/kevinkit Son of a pitchfork May 13 '15

<=<>=<>=<E

Luxury pitchfork, studded with diamonds!

2

u/[deleted] May 20 '15

What about the Kuwait Special?

~~~~~~~K

1

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork May 20 '15

updated

2

u/GeneralRiggway @RiggTech Pitchfork Industries Jul 05 '15

I Present, Without further delay The RiggTech© MotherForker Model 327-8 Standard with sharp pointy vulgar ends to spear all fighters you want to curse and spear their mothers at the same time!

D==(F##K

2

u/Oke_oku Shovel Fork ×-----Œ Jul 08 '15 edited Jul 08 '15

Apple Fork

-----Ѽ≡

Comes with flappy bird installed along with iBooks and other useless apps.

2

u/Oke_oku Shovel Fork ×-----Œ Jul 08 '15 edited Jul 08 '15

This pitch fork is Dope (Dope fork)

-----₭

2

u/Oke_oku Shovel Fork ×-----Œ Jul 08 '15

Pink Floydork or Pink Floyd Fork:

―――∆Ξ

Im doing a lot of these... is that ok?

1

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Jul 08 '15

Yep. They're all updated

1

u/ChromeLynx Drone engineer || 3~=--=+=--=~E Imperial 2x3dent Feb 12 '15

Nice. Although my quadcopter pitchfork has no name to this day...

X   X
 _/
X | X
--+--E

1

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Feb 17 '15

It does this day

1

u/ChromeLynx Drone engineer || 3~=--=+=--=~E Imperial 2x3dent Feb 17 '15

Robotics & Engineering to catalog management: You are great (y)

1

u/Banisher_of_hope Feb 13 '15

i might blow your mind... remove the ()'s and add a ' to the start of the ones that "Google Drive wouldn't work without"

1

u/The_Juggrnaut Original MediFork Designer Feb 16 '15

How about my ultra rare 1 precenter

     %  
    /    
   /   
  /    

1

u/Devonmartino Head Pitchfork Reviewer, Lynching Lately Apr 12 '15

Can you please add my pitchfork?

The Oxford Winged Pitchfork

-+---+∈

1

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Apr 12 '15

Updated

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '15

∃----E

The Double-Ender, for those who want to die honourably.

1

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Apr 27 '15

Unfortunately, /u/Cedarfang has already created one extremely similar called "Double Sided", located here.

1

u/ToastiestOfAllGoats )--==p=~=|<XX>-(€ May 18 '15

Deluxe Stretchfork V2 please. )--==p=~=|<XX>-(€

1

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork May 19 '15

Updated

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '15

----+{-

A bit of a prototype, features include:

Spear-like action!

Lightweight handle!

A cross-guard!

1

u/SpeedyCarz66 D=•=<•=<•={€ May 29 '15 edited May 29 '15

What about my Dragon-Tooth?

D=•=<•=<•={€

Comes with a reinforced handle and end grip for your off hand, and extra shielding from OP. Also, if OP tries to disarm you by grabbing the handle, it has razors in it to stop him

1

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork May 30 '15

updated

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

How about the casters? ——[T-F-I]——[

With it's Three modes thunder, fire, and ice ——[T]——E ——[F]——E ——[I]——E

1

u/kuletxcore Jul 03 '15

:---^)

Prime Minister face.

1

u/Oke_oku Shovel Fork ×-----Œ Jul 08 '15

×-----Œ Shovel fork + where can I find the catalog/ where are you updating these to?

1

u/Gileriodekel Catalogger, Order of the Fork Jul 08 '15

Updated. Click on the title, it takes you to a google spreadsheet

1

u/Oke_oku Shovel Fork ×-----Œ Jul 08 '15

cool thanks

1

u/Oke_oku Shovel Fork ×-----Œ Jul 08 '15

Quad fork with chained mace on the end:

¤◦◦◦◦Ɑ-----«

1

u/mirozi Jul 30 '15

i see the lack of polish pitchfork disturbing

D----Ę

0

u/scottishdrunkard Jul 02 '15

∃----E

Do we have a double pronged in there?

0

u/feodo May 07 '15

D-E The telescope one D-x--E D-xx---E D-xxx----E