r/pitchforkemporium • u/FrederickBishop • Nov 30 '23

My Pitchfork

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This is my pitchfork. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My pitchfork is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my pitchfork is useless. Without my pitchfork, I am useless. I must use my pitchfork true. I must work more efficiently than my opponent, who is trying to outperform me. I must outwork him before he outperforms me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my pitchfork and myself are defenders of my land, we are the masters of our tasks, we are the saviors of my livelihood. So be it, until there is no rival, but harmony. Amen.

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u/Neferknitti Nov 30 '23

Settle down, Neptune.

That is worth a pretty smeckle, tho.

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u/trev_easy Dec 01 '23

I will rally behind the Septafork!!!

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u/lastcallhangup Apr 12 '24

i will too… only in September tho.

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u/Middle-Procedure-425 Oct 15 '24

Time has run out