r/pathofexile 1d ago

Fluff & Memes Asala decides to stop shielding me to go kill boss herself

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u/Jealous_Somewhere314 1d ago

Okay that’s actually pretty funny

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u/Basherkid 1d ago

Hopefully doesn’t happen in hardcore.

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u/sharlike 1d ago

First time?

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u/Morgn_Ladimore 1d ago edited 1d ago

Never forget the video of Zana running off just as Elder explodes and killing that dude on HC.

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u/paladinvc Elementalist 1d ago

LINK?

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u/PotatoFarmObsession 1d ago

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u/Initial-Cow-327 1d ago

That's not HC tho

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u/addstar1 1d ago

only has the resurrect in town button,
pretty sure that's hardcore

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u/blackjack47 Hardcore 1d ago

You can clearly see its SC on the league window.

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u/LittleRunaway868 20h ago

Idk which window you see. But only have the exit button speaks for itself, no?

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u/Jack-of-the-Shadows 1d ago

Remember in early delve when sometimes if you jump to a different node the car would teleport first and wait you sit 5-10 seconds in the darkness?

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u/QuiteChilly 1d ago

I’m scared to do this fight in hardcore because during the leveling of one of my softcore characters she didn’t activate it at all.

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u/Muy_Importante 1d ago

Same with me. She didn't even make it in the arena during the fight. She was just gone.
Died.
Beat him next try and he never flew off. He just stood there and it didn't complete my quest. I had to re-load the map and find him and re-kill him. Worked the 3rd try.

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u/rust_rebel 1d ago

she stands just outside the gate, laughing.

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u/pumaofshadow 1d ago

Ah, so she has minion AI then!

Took me a few tries to actually get the bastards inside some boss rooms!

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u/blackyoshi7 1d ago

bind a key to the minion command option and send them in first

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u/Voluminousviscosity 1d ago

In couch co-op if P2 initiates and P1 stays outside of the arena Asala never goes in

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u/StoneLich 1d ago

Trying to do hardcore runs in a beta seems like a very "on your head be it" kind of situation to me.

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u/SynestheoryStudios 19h ago

it do be like that.

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u/StoneLich 1d ago

I'm not really sure what you mean by this. Could you elaborate?

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u/Extreme_Tax405 1d ago

Wrong.

I just wanna beat the game first and then go hardcore.

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u/MwHighlander Slayer 1d ago

logout if you do, it will resume the fight with MAYBE the sandstorm being over.

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u/I_Am_A_Liability 1d ago

Sometimes she gets stuck outside of the arena. If she doesn't enter, press escape and respawn at checkpoint.

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u/Ok_Potential359 1d ago

You can DPS him out of that phase if you’re strong enough. Just need to be quick.

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u/MidasPL Kaom 1d ago

Happened to me once too, but I just overhealed the storm.

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u/pmyourthongpanties 1d ago

after about 6 times of die to that part i finally looked up a guide, turns out all 6 of those times she never even joined to fight. when she finally decided to join on attempt 8 I didn't have any issues.

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u/Almosti 1d ago

I was playing with my wife and as her minions somethings, she got stuck behind the arena gate and when the time came. There was no protection...

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u/NoMight178 1d ago

Just farm until you get some gear to insta phase it then xD

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u/Hlidskialf 1d ago

She didn't do the shield for me on HC.

I paused with 40hp and alt f4 until instance reseted.

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u/Poimu 1d ago

Me and a friend died to this bug 5 days ago. Sadge.

But if solo, you can respawn at checkpawn and immediately pause again to be out safely, which should be the default behavior but is not for some reason.

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u/Thymeafterthyme10 1d ago

Yeah it's weird. You can also pause, log out to character selection, log back in and the game will be frozen/paused/grace and then you can instantly respawn at checkpoint.

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u/International-Ad4092 1d ago

Wait you can do this? I thought it remembers the instance when you next log in...

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u/Smol_Saint 1d ago

If noone us in an instance for 15 minutes it resets.

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u/Cross2Live 1d ago

This is exactly why I would never play hardcore

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u/Diopod 1d ago

hardcore is for roguelikes or at very least non-online games IMO

i respect those that make the choice, i've enjoyed permadeath as far back as Dungeon Hack, but i'll only mess with it within reason. D2:R had people dying while still in a loading screen when warping to certain waypoints... no thanks

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u/cyberslick18888 1d ago

I mean the countless players who have cleared pinnacle content in hardcore is evidence that the system works well enough for people to enjoy it, but yeah I just don't get it at all.

Especially with an early access, brutally long campaign game like this.

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u/carlbandit 1d ago

HC characters that die in POE2 transfer to standard, so currently there's no real risk to rolling a HC as if you die it's then just like you'd rolled standard from the start.

Once leagues are out, having your HC character transfered to standard on death is more of an issue, since you'll then need to make a new character to keep playing with most people on the league server.

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u/SynestheoryStudios 19h ago

HC makes this game CHEFS KISS

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u/JonoLith 1d ago

Don't play this game on hardcore.

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u/arthaiser 1d ago

or do, but dont come crying later

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u/SynestheoryStudios 19h ago

I will play, and cry, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

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u/plantbreeder Chieftain 1d ago

This happened to me in HC (cruel)

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u/I_Am_A_Liability 1d ago

It only happens when you stun him during the sandstorm, this is completely preventable.

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u/LBDragon Elementalist 1d ago

its also programically fixabe, so how about GGG fix it?

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u/fenrirrrr3 1d ago

So it's not a bug, it's a feature? /s

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u/memetoma 1d ago

FUCK IT IM GOING IN, yo gl in the sandstorm dude

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u/SpyzViridian 1d ago

"Wait, I have plot armor, I don't need the exile."

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u/SirVanyel 1d ago

"This nerd does no damage anyhow, I'll just do it myself"

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 1d ago

Oh, are we calling what she's wearing plot armor?

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u/doe3879 1d ago

the desert gets hot, being naked is more efficient

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u/SoulofArtoria 1d ago

Story consulted by Hideo Kojima.

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u/DandD_Gamers 1d ago

I mean... she is not wearing much else. LOL Has to be PLOT

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u/GrumpyThumper Necromancer 1d ago

just a thin layer of plot

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u/TheGreatWalk 1d ago

That was straight comedy lmao

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u/FlickeRay 1d ago

Top 10 anime betrayal

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u/tvreference 1d ago

zana would never have done that to me

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u/Flavahbeast 1d ago

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u/laihipp 1d ago

hahaha I had not seen this

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u/CyberSosis Cant storm brand, pay electricity bill 아이씨 1d ago

"oh you said my line now im going"

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u/Sjeg84 Hardcore 1d ago

Came here to write this.

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u/Priotus 1d ago

Just to explain what happens. If you stun a boss during such a phase it bugs out and just doesn't stop, causing shit like this to happen.

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u/After-Decision-6402 1d ago

Pretty sure that’s any skill a boss uses if you like wolf man in act1 stun him during his ice beams and you’ll still get remaining ones after stun done

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u/JohnScottDanSteve 1d ago

I had this problem on a couple attempts.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 1d ago

Looks like OP stunned the boss at the same moment the boss was meant to end their channeling of the wind. I wonder if the boss is bugged to not end that wind channel when stunned since they cannot take any actions while stunned.

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u/KatzOfficial 1d ago

Checks out, there was a similar bug with breach boss getting stunned during hands phase and just dropping infinite hands.

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u/Effective_Shirt6660 Tormented Smugler 1d ago

That has to feel brutal, I feel like only a spell caster has a chance of finishing that fight, I would just take the L

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u/KatzOfficial 1d ago

Cc like electrocute function the same way as stun.

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u/Effective_Shirt6660 Tormented Smugler 1d ago

I mean as in. After the glitch starts with infinite hands, it would be hard to reload your crossbow, or get off a melee attack, or anything like that if you're constantly dodge rolling to avoid getting hit, it seems that casters have pretty solid cast speed that late in the game they can probably get an attack off mid-roll

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u/TonsOfPizza 1d ago

My crossbow reload is near instant I don't see how it would stop me from kiting

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u/Bornforexile Trickster 1d ago

The molten boss with lava, the first time I was able to kill him I stunned him mid cast of his fire waves and he just walked the rest of the way down, no fire waves, no abilities, just walked from top to bottom while I dps'd him

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u/WebPrimary2848 1d ago

It's this. It's not even really about the precise timing of the stun either, if he gets heavy stunned during that wind at all it'll last longer than the shield does. Took me ~5 attempts to kill him on a gas arrow alt because I kept stunning him trying to kill the crawlers

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u/Bcp_or_pcB 1d ago

I died while in the shield and yelled YO WTF IM IN THE SHIELD like 3 times during this fight and never realized this might’ve been what was happening lol it 99.999% 100% was exactly what happened to me 😂

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u/babypho 1d ago

"Oh, you're one of those Exile that isn't playing with a strategy guide? Ugh, fine, I'll kill the boss myself this is taking forever it's Christmas."

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u/StoneLich 1d ago

I've felt way more comfortable making my own builds in 2 than I ever did 1. The game is definitely overtuned in places, and there's a definite lack of complexity in crafting compared to the first game, but it also feels way more accessible in terms of actually picking things up and experimenting.

(Sorry for the unsolicited opining; just feel like I'm losing my mind a little bit reading some of the posts on this subreddit and seeing how much they differ from my own experience. By contrast I've got like 2.5k hours in PoE 1 and of that I think maybe 2 hours were spent with a build I made myself.)

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u/babypho 1d ago

Nah, I feel you. I went blind for my build, too. I know a couple of friends who are also doing that as well for poe2.

That's why Asala is so pissed.

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u/TopSpread9901 1d ago

The tree is way more focused so it’s harder to go wrong I think.

Or at least my home brew warrior is doing way better than expected.

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u/Valuable_Parsley420 1d ago

You gotta be joking surely? If you randomly picked something that’s viable for endgame maybe I could see that but so many people are going to pick shit skills and run into a brick wall. In Poe 1 with enough currency you could make any build work. In 2 there’s around 5 to 6 builds that work through to end game.

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u/StoneLich 1d ago

I'm not joking. PoE2 feels a lot more experimentation-friendly than 1 does, especially in campaign. Things feel significantly more intuitive. And part of why there are fewer builds overall atm (keeping in mind that over half the skillgems and supports aren't in the game yet) is that builds are more likely to actually incorporate more than one major active skill, which makes them a lot more forgiving imo.

Also, like, you're saying that in PoE1 you can make any build work "with enough currency," but you're kind of leaving out, imo, that with most of those builds you won't be able to use them at all until you've already got most of the gear bought, and in most cases the build will require like a hundred divines just to get off the ground. If you tried running most builds through campaign you'd hit a brick wall, and when that happens the most common advice you get to 'fix' it is to reroll into another build until you've got that currency ready.

Like tbc, I love PoE1, I've got 2.5k hours in it and I'm planning to jump between the two games as leagues come out, but I do feel significantly more able to try things out 'safely' in 2 than I do in 1.

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u/Hamudra 1d ago

Honestly, not judging or anything, but I've noticed that people are talking about completely different things when talking about PoE2.

It's like 50/50 people that talk about the game during campaign, and people that talk about the game after the campaign.

So I think you, and the guy you responded to, are talking about different parts of the game

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u/BirdTurglere 1d ago

I actually died on him and left the game running to see if she’d actually damage him enough to just slow grind him down. Went and made dinner and ate for an hour or two. Maybe did like 0.05% damage at best. It’d take days. If ever? Plus I think she’s unconscious on the second stage.

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u/Furycrab 1d ago

I found out Asala can stay stuck outside the boss arena. Died the same way.

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u/Fart_Python 1d ago

Same happened to me she got stuck behind those railings that pop up when you enter

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u/Draygoon2818 1d ago

That happened to me. I just barely entered the boss area before turning around to check something with my skills. The boss started up so I had to click to enter the area. Didn’t even notice she was outside the area till the sandstorm started.

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u/Zmezmer 1d ago

Same here. It happened several times for me.

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u/StraightsJacket 1d ago

You can bug out Mektul(The Molten Vault) boss the same-ish way.

If you stun him during a phase where he walks into the gold river he'll stop attacking and just walk towards you.

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u/lunch0guy 1d ago

I didn't have enough dps to kill him while also dodging in act 3, so this bug was the only way I was able to win. Still only had about 1.5 metres of room left when he died.

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u/Beliriel 1d ago

I don't like Mektul for that reason. It's just a stat check. His mechanic are fun but if you don't have enough DPS you can just not do him. Every other boss has bs too but if you play well you can play around it. Even Napuatzi, yes on the smallest arena size it gets preeeetty hard to dodge the Chaos explosions and spears but she's not technically timed. Mektul is. I really don't like that. "Come back when you're overleveled and broken" doesn't sound like cool design to me. But having to constantly walk down a path while fighting him is pretty cool ngl.

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u/NeverQuiteEnough 1d ago

it seems I have done that every single time I've fought that boss

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u/Appropriate_Time_774 1d ago edited 1d ago

1.3k life, what did you expect

walked into clearly telegraphed aoe, stop complaining

should have used dodge roll, its there for a reason

9999999th time I am seeing this same issue posted, can mods moderate?

feedback is fine, but this is getting toxic

/s

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u/Tyra3l 1d ago

Got me in the first half, ngl!

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u/HiveMindKing 1d ago

She has that beautiful bed wants to put it to use.

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u/unnecessaryaussie83 1d ago

She was like “why isn’t this fool attacking, fine I’ll do it myself”

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u/R4v_ Frogs 1d ago

"fine, I'll do it myself"

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u/scotty899 1d ago

"Pathetic exile! I will kill him myself!"

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u/LackOfContext101 1d ago

Imagine playing that in hardcore hahah

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u/WarpedNation 1d ago

Merry Christmas to you

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u/td5290 1d ago

Good laugh, cheers mate. She is probably sick of your damage and be like: “exile, hold my beer”

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u/Tunnfisk 1d ago

"Aight, I'mma head out."

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u/lynnharry 1d ago

I think the bug is actually the storm not stopping, not her stop shielding prematurely.

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u/niuage ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 1d ago

A true Zana moment.

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u/AkuTheNiceGuy 1d ago

Try dodging

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u/ydziros 1d ago

Wait, she's supposed to shield you? Done this fight on 2 characters, both died ~2 times to this attack nearly instantly, had to straight up outdps to skip to phase 2.

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u/Ekkzzo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yup

You can slightly see the sand bend around asala, but it's a really subtle visual effect. They really need to turn the visual communication up a ton in poe2. I mean, besides stuff like this there's also barely visible on death effects and some people even thought that mod tier info on items was no longer in the game, because the font is so faint most people don't perceive it unless they know where it's supposed to be.

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u/Beware_the_silent 1d ago

Being colorblind, there are literally enemies I can't see in the heavily wooded maps.

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u/PM_ME_TOMATOES_pls 1d ago

Don’t worry us non-color blind folk can’t see shit either

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u/SoberSith_Sanguinity 1d ago

Have you tried not being color blind? I gotta say, it really solves rhe situation.

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u/sandwichmoth 1d ago

no it doesn't

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u/taosk8r 1d ago

I think there are filters you can apply that might help, but they do have a performance impact.

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u/Drakore4 1d ago

It’d be nice if she just told you to come to her as well.

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u/Lizards_are_cool 1d ago

Yeah and red color bubble to see the shield better

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u/7N10 Witch 1d ago

I actually died three or four times before realizing she does this. My character died and the camera zooms in to her blocking the sandstorm. She’s super hard to see with all the screen effects

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u/AlgorithmicSurfer 1d ago

Girl bossing!

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u/The7thFlame 1d ago

Hey, she didn’t even go in to the fight with me one time….that was a surprise…

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u/wtfautobahn 8h ago

That day was Shabbat.

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u/daniElh1204 1d ago

can already feel she was rolling eyes at your dps before ditching you

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u/lyravega 1d ago

She refused to raise any shields in my case.

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u/SoM6666 1d ago

hold my beer exile

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u/superscotty72 1d ago

My minions would constantly body block her from getting into the right position to start shielding from the storm

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u/eno_ttv 1d ago

ASS-ala

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u/superhappyfunball13 1d ago

That shit happened to me the first two times I fought the boss. I thought I was doing something wrong. I asked global about it and people said stay behind her shield and was like yeah she fucking bailed on me lol

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u/Orangewolf99 1d ago

I've never even seen this attack

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u/Roborabbit37 1d ago

Same happened with me with the Colossus boss, stunned him during the phase he moves and shoots the beams along floor. He got stalled in the animation, kept firing infinite invisible projectiles until I died

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u/brehew WEIGHT 1d ago

LOL

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u/Outrageous--Alfalfa 1d ago

Its just like when he does his arrow, you roll away, he's facing the opposite direction, but his projectile still comes at you while he's not even looking at you, nor is the projectile pointed at you

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u/Trooolllol 1d ago

Skill issue

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u/Frog871 1d ago

Well you're taking too long🤷‍♂️

S/

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u/ZaMr0 1d ago

Makes you realise how much the monk trivialises the campaign, they all die before they unfreeze. This fight with this DPS looks awful.

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u/ButtonMashBreakdown 1d ago

Idk why but untill i clicked the fullscreen and actually watched i thought you discovered a new movement meta... looked like you were zoooming through maps like superman

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u/unViewingCutscenes 1d ago

"You are dealing no damage, I will do it myself"

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u/Reapt1977 1d ago

had this problem I found out just go to the opposite side the sand is blowing ... so in this case the right side ...and it will stop or reduce the damage you take...enough for flask to heal you.

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u/TheyAreTiredOfMe 1d ago

Gonna need the name of that second song.

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u/Bippychipdip 1d ago

mili - sustain++

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u/TheyAreTiredOfMe 1d ago

I love you, thank you.

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u/TheChrono 1d ago

Just spent about 20-30 mins on this boss knowing almost 100% sure I was going to die at about 10-5% and then alt F4 and never open this fucking game until it’s playable.

And that’s 100% what happened. Ran out of a mana flask at about 30-40%. The right was complete bullshit spamming one move.

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u/WonWetSock 1d ago

RIP, I have died prob 5x, trying to help people with their campaign during that fight to a similar glitch.

She gets stuck on the walls outside and never enters.

All we are is dust in the wind.

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u/blueruneart Witch 1d ago

That happened to me on my first fight and I was so confused on what to do lol then I spent like 5 more tries avoiding her

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u/Federal-Interview264 1d ago

"Either that health bar moves or I move"

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u/boringNerd 1d ago

I don't know why but for some reason this is cracking me up.

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u/VETOOR07 Marauder 1d ago

Jamanrha definitely slurred at the maraketh

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u/Cv287 1d ago

Imagine this happening in hardcore or bronze citadel

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u/Handies4Homless 1d ago

If you get frozen while activating a lever you need to relog. Once you complete the animation you can't do anything other than move until you do so. Animation bugs are plentiful but they'll iron them out. 

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u/doe3879 1d ago

you gave her the letter didn't you

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u/ayriuss 1d ago

Classic carne Asada in the Ramen John fight

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u/FreshGoodWay 1d ago

“Nerd gets hurt by a breeze, I don’t even know why I bother with him I’ll just do it myself GGWP”

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u/BulusB 1d ago

ADHD kicks in

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u/iiamherman 1d ago

YOOOOOOOOOOOO that was funny!!!!

Shes like you not doing no dmg, Ill handle this myself

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u/SpaceGoDzillaH-ez 1d ago

As intended lol

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u/UltimaTime 1d ago

She is like 'you need to build your defenses bro'

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u/Just-Ad-5972 1d ago

That's how I died on my ranger yesterday.

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u/Th3_m3ntalist 1d ago

Asala - you wait here let me take care of this

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u/TheExaltedOrb 1d ago

she had enough of this s**t

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u/Mizzen_Twixietrap 1d ago

It took too long 😅

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u/cmorbid 1d ago

Can’t resist last hit !!!

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u/MrJuanHelao 1d ago

Asala: Hold my beer

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u/rull3211 1d ago

Well you were taking too Long and her just: fine ill do it my self

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u/Savletto 1d ago

"I don't need no man"
POV: You're the man

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u/mendoza262 1d ago

She wasn’t even on map to bubble so I died instantly. Idk what causes the bug.

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u/plantbreeder Chieftain 1d ago

This happened to me and I lost my HC character because of it.

IT is a bug when you stun him during that phase....

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u/EvilStarGod 1d ago

Tht funny asf she like cmon hero lol him….wth weak attack is tht screw I will do it my self 💀

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u/Horizonstars 1d ago

f. this shit i also want to dps.

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u/Formal_Mood0 1d ago

Youre an exile, not her cat...

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u/caloroin Pathfinder 23h ago

Lol the 3rd attempt for me she straight up just didn't channel the shield at the start and I died. Was pretty funny couldn't even be upset

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u/Snuggles5000 21h ago

You weren’t doing a good enough job she had to step in

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u/NekomancerH 20h ago

The same just happened to me in the bronze citadel, for some reason Asala had the rare modifier that teleports rare mobs creating a smoke cloud, she did that and I was left dying :)

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u/AkaxJenkins 18h ago

the visual clarity of her shield needs to be improved, specially when she does it the other way

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u/Kage_noir 18h ago

She was never your friend exile , you’ve learnt a valuable lesson! What did you think it was when she was like “you have your orders “ and you don’t work for her or get paid ?

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u/caiocezart 14h ago

One of my tries on cruel, Asala didn’t get into the arena before the gates closed. I was just waiting for the inevitable death and that indeed happened

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u/thepotatojohn Still no mirror drop in 10 years 14h ago

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u/mindsouljah 7h ago

She really really really wants him dead

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u/Less-Bee-9159 6h ago

Yeah i lost my hardcore character because she decided to stay outside the fight just watching me it was so fun!

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u/NunuRedgrave 3h ago

Ngl this is the funniest glitch I’ve seen yet

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u/DiMit17 33m ago

Lore accurate Asala

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u/D_4rch4ng3l 1d ago

No. You eletocuted the boss. Which means that his sand phase will continue even after it is supposed to end (this is a bug).

But then Asala stops shielding when his sand phase is supposed to end. So... you die because you eletrocuted the boss.

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u/LBDragon Elementalist 1d ago

That's. The. Point. You said it yourself, it's a bug, it shouldn't happen...and yet it's been a bug since PoE 1 Zana.

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u/Sequoiathrone728 1d ago

No what? That’s the bug, yes. What are you disagreeing with?

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u/D_4rch4ng3l 1d ago

What I mean is that Asala is not bugged. The boss is.

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u/Sequoiathrone728 23h ago

OP didn’t specify that it’s Asala that’s bugged. It was just a funny title, he doesn’t think the NPC actually made the decision to let him die. 

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u/D_4rch4ng3l 23h ago

I don't understand what exactly it is that you are upset about.

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u/Sequoiathrone728 23h ago

I’m not upset. I don’t understand what you were disagreeing with. 

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u/Dorenicus 1d ago

I've had her not even shield a couple times XD

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u/DickintheRiver 1d ago

This happened on one of my hardcore characters too, it's a great feeling.

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u/user010593 1d ago

I think you were standing in the fire on the ground

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u/TriggeredMemeLord 1d ago

Didn't you step on burning ground?

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u/One-Release-1880 1d ago

Looking at your DPS i get why

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u/PicUpTheLantern Ranger 9h ago

i think you died to burning ground, not to the boss mechanic

you were shocked when you walked on it, and i suspect your fire res wasnt particularly high either.