r/nextfuckinglevel 1d ago

Small pup, speed demon

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u/MichaelFusion44 1d ago

That was so awesome

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u/awesomeness6000 1d ago

thought the little guy was tryna pop it at first, didnt realize he was tryna help lmao

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u/WhenWolf 1d ago

He was saying "HURRY UP!"

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u/Zombie_Fuel 1d ago

I love the immediate "Again! Again!" barks at the end.

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u/Batfinklestein 3h ago

I believe he said I BEAT YOU!

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u/MichaelFusion44 1d ago

Hurry, hurry, hurry we got to get down that hill

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u/DookieShoez 1d ago

Wtf is this random dog doing out here attacking people ohhhhhh

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u/DragonfruitFew5542 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have a jack russell mix. She is practically a white and tan blur when she runs. I thought my childhood dachshund was fast, but she is so much faster.

Also incredibly intelligent, so much personality, and loyal. She's a rescue but I think I'll seek to adopt JRTs in the future, after my experience with her!

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u/Goodknight808 1d ago

Our first dog was a Rat Terrier who was more Jack Russell than the rest of their mix.

Given to us, but let us watch it for a few a days before announcing it was ours, like a dog is a houseplant.

I never wanted my first dog to be a small yap-yap-purse dog.

Threw the tennis ball across the yard and that girl made a sonic boom and was on the other side of the yard a full 2 seconds before that ball reached her.

She was no lap dog, she was pure sports car.

I miss my Dixie. She was a helion for 13 years.

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u/Illustrious-Mud1282 1d ago

My first dog was a Jack Russell I got when I was 23. Fast as greased lightning! We shared the same birthday. He was with me til I turned 40. His name was Ivan.

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u/jmkul 21h ago

We had our Bella and Bobby til they were 17 too (and before them a long line of JRs, after starting out with a Boxer in my early childhood). They are full of pep, and have a napoleon, I can conquer all, attitude. Fantastic dogs!

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u/LateNightMilesOBrien 1d ago

Similar experience but with an Italian Greyhound mixed with a Chihuahua (something I like to call a Mexican Greyhound). Just like you described, personality to spare and so much fun to play with. Loved nothing more than to spend time with humans or sleep. Also, if you could convince her not to be lazy she was speed incarnate.

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u/ethanlan 1d ago

Bro whippets greyhounds and italian greyhounds are so so sooo fast

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u/DaHick 11h ago

I've had Jacks for years (My youngest of 4 dogs is one). The rat, when we got her, was a really super shy pound pup. She has slowly stepped out of that, and now loves ball in the house but doesn't play well outside, except with the other dogs. She loves to play with the JRT and the Great Dane.

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u/DragonfruitFew5542 22h ago edited 22h ago

Lily, the second day I had her, tried to escape. And kind of succeeded. The rescue warned me she was a flight risk. But fuck she was so fast. I left the door open for a few seconds to grab a package next to the door and she darted out.

Cue me running down the street screaming, "Lily!" like a crazy person and her just bolting away. I, even in an adrenaline rush, could absolutely not keep up with her. She was like 4x faster than me. Minimum.

I don't believe in a deity, but if I did, what happened next was divine intervention.

I was with my very kind neighbor who was helping me, sobbing (naturally) as we searched for her; one of her friends from church called her asking if she knew of a lost dog. It was Lily. They, in their minivan, drove next to her and scooped her up. I tried to give them monetary compensation but they refused. I gained a little bit of faith in humanity, that day.

Never had the door open for longer than .5 milliseconds after that, but after a few months, I didn't have to. She became a Velcro dog that never wanted to leave my side.

But that second day gave me a damned near heart attack. I have never panicked so hard in my life.

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u/Separate_Secret_8739 1d ago

We got one from a breeder. Named him sparky and he ruined us. Could teach him things after 3–4 times. Learned how to ring the bell to go outside or if you say the word outside. Anyways he died around 15 yrs old which is pretty good for a Jack Russell. All the dogs we have had since then seen dumb as shit. Happy but so damn dumb.

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u/JobSafe2686 23h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Status_Jellyfish_213 1d ago

I have a JR as well. Very, very smart and sensitive dog.

He was watching me tidy away his toys one day and started to help me tidy as well, with the reward of a treat. If I’m ever having a nightmare, he’ll wake me up just staring at me checking I’m ok.

Lovely dog.

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u/Infinite_Ad3616 1d ago

My family adopted a Miniature Fox Terrier and we didn't know what hit us.

She would routinely wear us all out then start bouncing her rubber ball against a wall and either catch it or let it roll before chasing it down.

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u/jmkul 21h ago

Love this breed too - and they are so loving!

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u/GokusTheName 1d ago

Once you go Jack, you never go back

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u/MichaelFusion44 1d ago

So awesome to hear

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u/DragonfruitFew5542 1d ago

My favorite video of the little goofball

She also has a secret power of making incredibly weird noises

This is absolutely one of her manic JRT moments.

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u/eldenpotato 11h ago

Oh that’s so cute. Fast lil wiener dog

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u/This_Razzmatazz_ 1d ago

That was Wishbone

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u/GentleRhino 15h ago

Jack Russels are crazy fast ratters!

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u/ThisFrogHathReddit 11h ago

Someone's living their best life

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u/MichaelFusion44 11h ago

Without a doubt