r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Natchos09 • 2d ago

Ants making smart maneuver

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u/Whale222 2d ago

Not a single PowerPoint either.

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u/Dorkmaster79 2d ago

That’s where they went wrong.

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u/oompa_loompa_weiner 2d ago

I’m sure the recap will call it out

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u/Krotesk 2d ago

Ant jeff : Hey boss, i think james was pulling in the wrong direction when we tried to flip it over the second time!

Ant James : Get fucked you damn snich! I am so done with you jeff!

Ant boss : calm down guys, shit happens... Jeff, please don't focus on others mistakes so much, just notify him if it happens again... If i keeps happening then mabye we have a problem but until then we just keep smelling each others stank for communication!

All ants simultaniously: sniffing in agreement *

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u/jaxxon 1d ago

Be sure to circle back and double-click on this in our next stakeholder touchpoint.

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u/Wonderful_Mud_420 2d ago

Could have done it in 6months and double the resources if consulted with a PM

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u/Brilliant-Prior6924 2d ago

no self induced PTSD from teams calls either

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u/bailey25u 1d ago

When I was in the army, we taught that the invasion of Iraq was planned with a 278 slide power point (idk if that’s the exact number, but that’s the number in my head when I tell this story)

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u/DasArchitect 2d ago

Nor ISO 9000 certification

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u/delicious_toothbrush 2d ago

PowerPoint falls under reporting

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u/TheBeardofGilgamesh 2d ago

If it was a human organization like the city of New York they’d pay millions for McKinsey to make PowerPoints to tell them “to solve trash on the street us garbage cans”. Power Points and wasting time is a billion dollar business

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u/PM_Me_An_Ekans 1d ago

And not a single screen. Just ants living in the moment ☺️

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u/ZuckerbergsSmile 2d ago

PowerPoint is software

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u/Whale222 2d ago

You’re such a tool

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u/ZuckerbergsSmile 2d ago

PowerPoint is a tool

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u/Whale222 2d ago

Takes one to know one.

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u/ZuckerbergsSmile 2d ago

You are so cute. Have a good Christmas you salty dog

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u/Whale222 2d ago

You too you exacting mfer! God bless you