r/moviecritic • u/thatreader24 • 2d ago

nosferatu is absolutely horrible Spoiler

saw nosferatu tonight and i'm not even close to a regular movie critic, but i don't know if i've ever seen a worse movie. i walked out of the theater with my mind absolutely blown, (and possibly destroyed). how did this even make it to theaters, and even more importantly, how does this movie have 87% on rotten tomatoes?? it was disgusting to say the least. wish i could bleach my eyes and my brain.

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edit: i will say that i had pretty much no problem with it until she's possessed and says something about her husband not being able to please her like the vampire could, and then in what seems like an attempt to prove a point, they start aggressively banging? like...who had that idea? at that point the whole movie was pretty much ruined for me, and then it somehow managed to get worse as the movie went on, which ruined it even further. i do think that it started off strange, alluding to her as a child allowing this vampire to come into her soul or whatever, it's pretty weird. but up until that specific scene, and the many ones that would soon follow, having any chance of liking this movie was gone for me.

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u/deficientterrestrial 2d ago

Poor things was disgusting

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u/BornAfromatum 1d ago

Poor Things was great.

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u/deficientterrestrial 1d ago

They made her character into a child and then sexualized her. I don’t understand why this movie was so liked it felt wrong in so many ways. Because it was black and white and “artistic”?

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u/BornAfromatum 1d ago

Some people have taste in things I guess.

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u/Cap-Mindless 1d ago

Some people just like the taste of their own buttholes, I guess...lookin at you BornAfromatum

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u/BornAfromatum 1d ago

Good one.

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u/Cap-Mindless 1d ago

I know, that's because unlike you, I'm not a pretentious self filatiating narcissist.

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u/BornAfromatum 1d ago

Yaaaaaawwwwnnn.

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u/Cap-Mindless 1d ago

I'm sorry, I realize now that you probably hear that one all the time.

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u/BornAfromatum 1d ago

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwnnn.